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MICKEY....................

Say felllas,

Did somebody mention the DOOR TO DARKNESS?

❝    you   ,   where’s  sonic  the  hedgehog.   not  that  i  need  any  help   ,   obviously   ,   but  you’re  probably  the  best  at  finding  him.    ❞

     Inhales.

     “Alright, so like...... Sonic and I were hanging out with Knuckles, but it was a slow day, right? We didn’t know what to do. Eggman’s been quiet and we’ve been sorta bored! So Sonic came up with the idea that we spiffy up some machines! I wanted to tinker, Knuckles wanted to get off of the island, and Sonic wanted to go take a joyride! So we’re messin’ around, I’m sprucin’ up the Tornado, working on the Speed Star and Land Breaker on the side, and... Sonic thought... Hey, while we’re here, how about we spice up the Pink Cabriolet while we’re at it?”

     Shakes. Gulps. “Now Knuckles knew instantly, he was like, ‘I dunno, we shouldn’t touch Amy’s stuff, that’s a bad time waiting to happen.’ But SONIC was like, ‘Nah, we can’t be getting new bells and whistles without Amy getting anything!’ And I mean, it’s the thought that counts, right? He always has good intentions! So I went along with it! And we went to get it, I started editing it, we tried to test its new transformative abilities in the water, and.... uh.”

     Uh.

   “Ohhh, so it’s THIS timeline!” He’s not sure why he needed to know this information, but he was absolutely about to maliciously abuse his power in the situation.

   Majin slung an arm over Amy’s shoulder, stretched out to an uncomfortable degree. “Don’t worry, I’ve already seen how this one goes.” He nodded with complete confidence. “You only do about ten years in prison. ” He was completely lying, of course. “Just remember, Amy: Go for the biggest person in the prison yard, and everyone else will leave you alone.”