Hello.

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

Finding out that Dove Soap and Dove Chocolates are different companies has the exact same energy as finding out that Michelin Tires and the Michelin Star Rating System (which rates the finest restaurants in the world) are actually the same company.

WHAT

i just wanna cuddle bro this isnt fair

Daniel is a he/him lesbian we love that

daniel is a he/him butch lesbian, and hello kitty is his femme gf. we stan.

*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider

girls night