Aaa yes. My new favorite niche trope:
Queer Blonde second born royal falls for queer bi-racial, Spanish-speaking, curly brunette boy who doesnât treat him differently cause of his title.
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Aaa yes. My new favorite niche trope:
Queer Blonde second born royal falls for queer bi-racial, Spanish-speaking, curly brunette boy who doesnât treat him differently cause of his title.

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alex, texting the gc: guys
alex: apparently avocado tastes like penis.
june: does that mean our dad is gay for liking guacamole?
nora: bisexual king !
June: Iâm worried about Nora
Alex: why?
June: Because today she went to get us coffee and when she came back she told me that she wanted the barista to adopt her
Alex: I mean thatâs not that weird right? She was probably just being dramatic
June: Theyâre going antiquing together on Thursday

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Henry: You're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are
Alex [crying]: it's not a joke. I'm a legit snack
âSo, what do you do when your boyfriend dies?â
Juliet: stab yourself?
Circe: date his son?
Rufus: cross the road, without looking and while listening to him singing in a recording?
Achilles: fight an entire city, then a river and lastly drag the body of the prince around the city two times, you know what? Make that three times
Alex: depends: did I kill him or did someone else do it?
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just loving drawing these quotes
i want a childhood crush to enemies to fake friends to real friends to friends with benefits to actual relationship tbh
Why yes, I am re-reading RW&RB again, no I will not be commenting on my mental state

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you know, i actually really fucking love the fact that alex is canonically a huge klutz. like, it's a super common rom-com trope for the female lead in order to spark a meet-cute (which did happen, hello cakegate) and it's really interesting to see it reimagined in alex, who is described as america's most eligible bachelor, because usually clumsiness is considered to be an acceptable, almost cute flaw for women for them to be imperfect but not too flawed. however we don't really see clumsiness in men as often in literature, except maybe in the bumbling, endearing idiot type, which is absolutely not how alex is characterized. i don't know where im going w this, it's just really interesting to me to see how casey repurposed the trope for alex while also not making it his entire personality
âi can fix himâ âi can make him worseâ well i can make him topple over my brotherâs $75,000 eight-tier wedding cake
Signs that you're in love with the prince of England:
[This has been sitting in the notes app on my phone for over a year bc I kept forgetting to format and post it]
Reminiscent of the Signs that youâre in love your roommate post that I made a few years ago
On Page 7: the first time you talk about him, you mention him jerking off (okay, I will admit this one is a bit of a stretch, but Iâm just getting started)
On Page 10: you imagine âtwirling around a ballroom while [he] drones sweet nothingsâ in your ear (and blush about it!)
On Page 11: you liken him to Prince Charming (another stretch)
On Page 14: you spend half the page describing him in quite complimentary terms (âinfuriatingly symmetrical"? Really, Alex?)
On Page 14: you get upset thinking that his dancing with your sister has something to do with you
On Page 15: you clearly remember the first time you really saw him
On Page 16: you used to sneak into your sisterâs room to touch his hair in a picture
On Page 16: you imagined taking said picture and keeping it in your room
On Page 16: you say heâs beautiful
On Page 18: you get defensive and upset when he insinuates that you may be obsessed with him
On Page 19: you delight in the glimpse of his personality
On Page 19: in all the wreckage, you manage to see a small cut on his cheek out of the corner of your eye
On Page 30: you already know everything about him from âhate readingâ his Wikipedia page
On Page 36: you describe him poetically. Or really, the way you describe him in that entire page. His hands, his eyesâŚ
On Page 43: you say heâs fresh and handsome and his hair looks soft
On Page 43: you say he is annoyingly attractive (and are so distracted you almost donât hear a question youâre being asked (on television!!)
On Page 48: you enjoyed that slightly erotic fight you just had with him
On Page 50: you remember the first time you met him âdown to the Union Jack on [his] anorakâ
On Page 53: one of the first things you say after giving him your number is âno booty callsâ
On Page 59: Luna doesnât believe that youâre not into the prince
On Page 59: you stared at a photo of him for an hour
On Page 71: you have a stupid smile every time you look at your phone while texting him
On Page 73: you know heâs frowning at his phone
On Page 77: you text him every day
On Page 80: you imagine him killing you sensually (yeah, Iâm reaching again but this page is great)
On Page 82: you get a big smile at something he says
On Page 83: Youâre still smiling
On Page 91-92: You tell him about all your family drama/baggage
On Page 95: your sister compares your relationship with him to fake dating turned falling in love trope
On Page 96: you feel warm and nervous when your sister says you like him
On Page 98: you think he has a beautiful face
On Page 99: you really like him
On Page 101: you find him endearing
On Page 102: you feel a strange spark in your gut at the way heâs watching you
On Page 103: you feel giddy when he gets jealous of you dancing with someone else
On Page 106: Youâre thinking about absorbing some of the âmuchâ for him to help him
On Page 108: you donât mind kissing him
On Page 108: kissing him is nothing like kissing anyone youâve ever kissed before
On Page 109: you canât stop thinking about the kiss
On Page 113: you think about him and something twists in your chest
On Page 113: Youâre so caught caught up in thinking about his body that you trip and skin your knee
On Page 114: youâve wanted to kiss him this entire time
On Page 115: Youâre always thinking about him, no matter how hard you try to distract yourself
On Page 120: Youâre Draco Malfoy level obsessed with him and have been for years
On Page 120: you long-distance flirt with him every day
On Page 120: basically everything that Nora is saying on this page about youâŚ
On Page 124: you get pissed when you see him kissing someone else, before you calm down enough to think it through logically
On Page 129: Youâre into his British accent
On Page 132: you feel lit up with a feeling that has probably always been there
On Page 135: you have to remind yourself that you donât have feelings for him
On Page 145: you have to remind yourself not to care too much
On Page 158: Youâre kind of obsessed with him
On Page 159-160: after seeing a picture of him, your heart does a weird thing (that definitely isnât a whole thing)
On Page 160: Youâre just as attracted to his dark moods as the rest of them
On Page 172: you open up to him about things you donât say to anyone else
On Page 183: your migraine âdemands soothing images of Henry looking cozy and picturesqueâ
On Page 198: youâve never met a challenge you didnât live, and he is a challenge
On Page 199: you know all his ticks
On Page 200: you wish you could wake up with him and watch him get ready for the day every morning
On Page 219-220: he plays "Your Songâ and you have to tell yourself that you arenât there to fall in love with him
On Page 227: heâs the one you want to call when youâre going through a rough time
On Page 234: it wouldnât make a difference if you were told not to see him again
On Page 243: even after everything that has happened, you still feel like you want to know more of him
On Page 257: Youâre âso in love [you] could dieâ
At this point heâs finally admitted it, and I could have stopped but decided to keep going:
On Page 257: youâve been falling in love with him for years
On Page 263: you try to tell him you love him
On Page 266-267: for a full week, you go crazy after he ghosts you
On Page 267-270: you fly to a whole other country to confront him and wonât leave until he lets you in
On Page 271: you tell him you love him. Twice.
On Page 277: you feel something about him knowing how you like your coffee
On Page 283: youâve been thinking about how a relationship with him would work since that first time he kissed you
On Page 291: you refer to him as one of your homes
On Page 302-303: you make a list of things you love about him
On Page 312:Â youâre willing to risk ruining your life for him
On Page 312:Â youâre never gonna love anyone else like you love him
On Page 328: you feel forever about him. and youâve known it all along
On Page 344: you love him on purpose
Reblog if you are bisexual, pansexual, or asexual, if you support bisexuals, pansexuals, and asexuals, or
Thereâs no third, funny option, just the first two because itâs good to just support people because they deserve support.
âThis thing that you do when you whip your hair when youâre fighting with the arm and the hair. And you do, like, a fighting pose.â Black Widow (2021)
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have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?
because
theyâre
great
full album here
i canât believe dobby invented hashtags
i donât even care if you reblog it, i just need you all to look at that album for your own health
My boy snape saying what weâre all thinking
The dark lord
The four hogwarts founders
And my personal favorite
I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like âMarcus is gayâ âI fucked a girl hereâ âJulius your mum wishes she was with meâ and leonardo da vinciâs assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called âkiss my assâ so when people wish for âtodayâs generationâ to be like âhow people used toâ then weâre already there buddy weâve always been
The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying âHalfdan wrote thisâ
my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was âthis is very highâ
Ancient Shitposting
Now on the History Channel
âPeople have literally just always been peopleâ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world
âTimes are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.â - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC
Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.