real perverts want to feel the muscles under your skin twitch as they trail kisses down your stomach and lick their way back up repeatedly, admiring the way your body reacts to their touch - how your hips buck up when you feel their hot breath hover above your pussy, how your body jerks each time they swirl their tongue around a nipple, how your legs start shaking uncontrollably when you get close… a real pervert will play your body like an instrument for their own enjoyment just as much as yours

hello pervert with excellent music taste

Turns out twinks get really mad if you pour rubber cement in their cum gutters

mousegirl knight bullied for being too small x swangirl princess in a duck court shunned for looking different. immediately. pipsqueak knight x ugly duckling princess NOW

while I'm at it. fox queen x rabbit knight. wolf knight x coyote squire. housecat princess x stray dog bodyguard. caged songbird lady x marten knight. dove knight x falcon squire. lion princess x tiger princess. peahen lady x hummingbird maid. bee knight x wasp knight. we need courtly animal yuri and we need it yesterday

Permission to draw yuri, sir?

PERMISSION GRANTED 👁👁

anywayyyyyy. knights and priests fucking in my brain

it doesn't count if we've both taken separate vows of celibacy btw. it's cool actually an angel told me this

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

Well maybe it sounds like bisexuality to YOU, but how does it feel to THEM? Clinical definitions are fine to pass the time, but if someone tells you their sexuality is nebulous, then it is.

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

audism is folks at the Palestine solidarity encampment in 2024 asking me to do a teach in on sign language so they could communicate without the cops knowing and completely expecting to be able to learn an entire language in a single teach in.

Boys who cry when they cum are so fucking cute. Yeah? It feels so good doesn’t it baby? Sobbing little mess for me.

tell me something better than this. fingering a pretty boy open while he sleeps, absorbing those delicious little unconscious whines as you curl your fingers juuust right. his eyes slowly fluttering open as he realizes what's going on as you slide your cock in once he's stretched enough. shushing his cries as you start to really fuck him