people who don't like cats are evil.

That cat is absolutely an orphan-generating coal baron. The mustache and top-hat are there in spirit, if not actually.

Watching him try new recipes is hilarious, also I want to try that now, but I can’t. I know my doctor would be upset if I were to eat 10 cups of powdered sugar mixed with a jar of peanut butter and a potato.

There are easier and quicker ways to get diabetes, people.

Pique didnt even play and he's bitching for fucks sake you cant make this up 😭😭😭

Did yall see Luka modric go up to pique after the game and tell him “now it’s time to complain, right” 💀💀

it wasn’t actually raining tonight lads, those were piques tears.

El clásico is boring without Ramos getting a red card

this

Casemiro did his job

Croatia definitely hit the darkest timeline

hello deer i am home

Hate to be Old on main but more uquizzes need an “i have no idea who these people are” option for questions like ‘pick an artist’ like please kids i literally haven’t been up to date on whats Popular on the radio since 2014

In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

Zidane wins a trophy every 19 matches btw

DISGUSTANG

That’s just how siblings are.

i want to know what bears think sometimes