Ohh... Nasa Peepo

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

Can't discuss in detail without immediately doxxing myself but I ate outside for lunch today due to feeling unhappy and trapped and I sat down on what I thought was a wildly uncomfortable bench and turned out to be some kind of light installation that absolutely nobody said anything to me about until I went back to the office and complained about the shitty abstract benches and my coworker was like "I don't know about any benches on [street] is it like near the abstract art stuff" and I was like The What

I thought I was dealing with anti-homeless architecture the way my shit kept sliding off I didn't realize........

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

Ahmed’s mother is in extremely critical condition… her life is hanging by a thread, and she urgently needs treatment now. Your donation today is not just help… it could be the reason a mother survives.

hey if you have any money that youre able to give to a disabled trans girl in need then please dm me, I'd post my venmo here but it has my full legal name attached and I dont want people seeing that

if youre not in the US/dont have vemno, DM me for my papyal (spelling them wrong bc ive seen other people do that and I assume its for a reason)

reposting bc we're just about halfway through the month and im already almost out of money. please, if you can spare even 5 dollars, itd mean the world to me. my disabilities are getting worse every day