Why Carrie Bradshaw is a dickhead
One of the more annoying things about being a dating blogger (other than having to go on dates with people like this) is that Iâm constantly askedâŠâohh, so youâre like Carrie from SATC then?â Iâve even been told I look like her.Â
The thing is, Carrie Bradshaw is a dickhead, I hate the character. Sheâs a massive douchebag and behaves terribly 99% if the time. So noâŠIâm not like her, and this is why.
1. Sheâs a stalker
She legit followed her boyfriend to church to meet his Mum. This is stage five clinger behaviour.Â
2. She wouldnât go on holiday with Big unless he told her she was âThe OneâÂ
3. She expected Charlotte to pay for her apartment
Any grown woman who thinks she can afford rent, and a designer wardrobe writing one column is an idiot. But then, not only to expect her friend to help her out, but to also make her feel bad when she declines, it selfish beyond words.
Yeah, and I hope you get athletes foot while youâre there.
4. She wears shit like this.
SeriouslyâŠ.and this was what she considered suitable dog walking attire.
5. Sheâs uber judgemental
About anal sex, threesomes, public blowjobsâŠ..put your boring sex in a pipe and smoke it.
6. And while weâre on smoking, she calls a joint a âdoobieâ.
Just no.
7. SHE CHEATS ON AIDEN
AIDEN. A.K.A The lovely man, the woman most women would dream of meeting. The perfect boyfriend.Â
8. She doesnât know how to use a damn computer
She doesnât back up her work, and she thinks people can see you when theyâre online. Youâre an idiot carrie.
Although, granted, I do kinda feel like this when Iâm checking whether a guy got my whatsapp and see that heâs typing.
9. She wastes McDonalds
What kind of crazy person throws an entire uneaten McDonalds at another human being? Carrie does, when her boyfriend is moving to Paris for 6 months.
10. She puts men before her friends
That time she freaks out and leaves Charlotte alone at the opera, refuses brunch because itâs cold and The Russian was making her tea, and when she turns up to offer advice to Miranda, but just moans about her own problems.Â
SoâŠIâm sorry Carrie, but youâre kind of a dickhead.Â
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