MOVED TO @florek-kun

ohh capybara its a dog made of coconut

This is so great for people with hypochondriasis! This is a rough time for everyone but we don't need people like me getting all anxious over nothing and clogging the system.

If you can’t breathe, go to the hospital. If you can, drink some tea and get cozy with Netflix. (And take appropriate hygiene procedures like staying away from public spaces and vulnerable loved ones, etc.) Much love to other people with health anxiety, try to keep it simple.

I hate how the media always tries to sensationalize rich people who are infected with the virus, while ignoring everyone else

Ok, this is a much better edition

I feel like Africa is playing in his head

Decadence

"younger siblings are so entitled" "oldest siblings think they're such martyrs" "middle children have the personality of cornbread" boys....boys....stop attacking each other....unionise

We need to attack the true enemy,, , only children

the funniest shit in ace attorney is that franziska refers to edgeworth, who is seven years older than her, as her little brother. she’s not confused in any way, it’s just a huge fuckin power move. she’s really thirteen years old telling actual strangers that this clearly adult man is younger than her IN FRONT OF HIM and he has no comment. all i get from this is that franziska is a funny bitch and that edgeworth is a complete pushover