Rowan T. Sparks

I didn’t say that did I…? I just think you shouldn’t of went around kissing people and making them think you actually liked them.

And I never once said that I didn’t. I told you that I liked you, I just liked someone more. And I told you that I kissed people randomly sometimes! [frowns] 

Well... I-I don't like it. It's not fair.

*shrugs* I’m just not used to people.

I may or may not of replaced the cookies with muffins.

Y-you’re rather rude, you know that?

Ugh, like no one’s ever told me that before. You’re rather boring and quite repetitive, really, you know that?

Gee, thanks. And I may have said this but you're an asshole. I don't like it.

Oh well then. Congratulations. *shrugs*

[sighs] Do you want me to just leave you alone?

I didn't say that did I...? I just think you shouldn't of went around kissing people and making them think you actually liked them.

Well you could of asked I assume.

I..ok I know I could have, but the last thing you said to me was that you weren’t used to hugging, I was going to ask but you just sort of..didn’t say anything back? I thought maybe you were mad or something.

*shrugs* I'm just not used to people.

I was home…

Well, I figured but I don’t know where you live? We never got that far into the conversation.

Well you could of asked I assume.

Nothing… How’s the boyfriend?

… Shep is fine. And he wasn’t my boyfriend..until last night.

Oh well then. Congratulations. *shrugs*

I am… I’m fine..

Good! What have you been up to lately then hmm?

Nothing... How's the boyfriend?

You never came to get them….

I was going to? But you sorta never told me where you were [laughs]

I was home...

H-hi spirit…

You seem to be in a good mood…

I am... I'm fine..

Cookie Monster!?!

Bad nickname? I was just calling you that because of the cookies and…Sorry, won’t say it again. I meant hi Rowan.

You never came to get them....

WELL HELLO GUYS!

Hello… Uh, how are you Rowan?

I'm very cold.

WELL HELLO GUYS!

Hey owl, how are you?

H-hi spirit...

WELL HELLO GUYS!

Hey there cookie monster.

Cookie Monster!?!

You seem to be oozing sarcasm. Not a fan. 

And you seem to be oozing stupidity, Rowan Sparks. What’s your excuse then?

Y-you're rather rude, you know that?