#tihstarter

Oh, hello other world.

I'm so tired that I think I want to crawl into a coffin and just sleep until the end of the next month. Don't think that'll keep creeper ghost from trying to molest me in my sleep though...

Don't call me meddlesome unless I've meddled with you. Gossips these days just don't have the integrity they used to. 

I've been spying around the human world lately... it's a scary place...

Okay so does anyone need anything from the human world on Halloween while I have my pen and my list out? Speak now or you're going to have to wait!

I still hate myself. I thought the afterlife was supposed to be happy...?

Sort of tacky and old school for the vamps to be talking about ripping out someone's throat in a alley. It's been done a million times already. Where's the imagination anymore?

I miss Spirit...