I could train that dragon hiccup aint shit

if you just sit down and think for a minute you realize how batshit insane of a character Dagur is. He has a secret sister that looks nothing like him. He faked his own death. He speed-ran his own redemption-arc through sheer force of will. One time hiccup tackled him so hard they both fell off a cliff. He’s good at both cooking and drawing but he’s physically incapable of being normal for two seconds. He doesn’t even know if his dad loved him. He’s always falling off his dragon because he refuses to ride with a saddle even though he’s brothers with a guy whose whole deal is training and outfitting dragons. He took on a random teenager as a favor to the guy who’s chief of an island he spent a whole tv show trying to take over. He let his whole village think he killed his dad rather than have them know the guy just fucked off to dragon purgatory without telling anyone. He went to jail for life when he was eighteen and got prison tats. He meditates. He says “I’m bored as hell” in the final episode. He’s probably bisexual and most certainly neurodivergent. He is a freak and a cockroach of a man who is incapable of dying and it’s the best thing ever.

I made a wheel for this for better randomising.

falling in love

golems