memes and shit

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

I am deeply appreciative of how much of a loser they made Astarion. Like he's sexy sure but the man doesn't have a single W to his name. He's been stuck in tunnels eating rats for years and his first time out and about he gets literally brainwormed and has to pull some Wil E. Coyote shit to team up with people. His whole menacing blood drinking schtick is immediately undercut by him being a massive virgin about the whole ordeal. In his centuries long flop era and trying so desperately to cover it up

I miss when tumblr was like this every day. I feel like someones gonna bring up the ballpit any second

I’m sorry there’s a BALLPIT?!