harley quinn.

Yeah, we totally got some crazy shit going on. Your Puddin’, huh? Well, besides an intellectual, what’s he like then? I think you should, I still wanna see those moves you said you have. 

The craziest. It’s totally mental. That’s right, my Puddin’. His name’s Arthur but he’d have you call him Joker. A real psychopathic criminal, bonafide. He gives the cutest gifts. We were separated, since apparently we’re dangerous together. You got it, mistah.

But you see, what you say has a point. Take one head out of Mount Rushmore and it won’t the same, am I right? Ah, yes. I’ve met a few of those. I usually don’t care about those, so that makes my life much lighter. Nice to meet you, Harley. I’m Sebastian Smythe. 

I know who ya are, ya big, tall, powerful man. When it’s a strong Smythe, it’s usually Beau, am I right? Daddy’s big, bad favorite heir. I can’t wait to see how you step out of his shadow. Get back to me on that. Maybe you an’ me can have a little fun in the meantime.

I’ve been having a ton of fun, actually. I guess you could say we are. I miss the mock claim month for a variety of reasons, but most of all… just seeing him every day. It’s fun though, belonging to the top dog on campus. It helps he’s literally perfect in every way imaginable. You know I’m always open to gossip. Feel free to share, Harley. And don’t forget to invite me to your next party.

Listen to you swoon! And he really shows ya off too, you must feel reeeeeaaaal special. Like a prize pony or a horse of a different color! Well, I’m glad to see it, I’m happy for ya. A guy like you deserves to feel special. Oh, I see everything. I could gossip all night. I’ll keep your rsvp in mind, you can count on it.

If you get access to any bread or anything to put on it, let me know.

Well shucks, those are some tall stipulations in a place like this. I’ll see what I can do. So who are youuuu?~

Hi, everyone. I’m free, if anyone happens to need dinner or anything tonight.

I could use a sandwich.

I guess we’ll see. Hey, Harley. Nothing really. Just spending time with my Dominant, classes, Jeff. Still find I have some time on my hands though, so just trying to fill that somehow. How have you been?

Hiya, Air-man. Hope ya been havin’ fun in all this festive winter wonderlandy goodness. I bet you and the big man are gettin’ reeeeeaaaal close by now. And if you ever wanna talk about the blond, you know I’m a great gossip. Oh, you know me. Always find a way to party. 

Hello, Dalton. Hello, everyone else. The last Horseman has finally arrived to shake things up a bit, just as the New Year starts. Just kidding, ish. I feel like I’m finally where I belong, and that makes me happy. 

You say four horsemen, I see the only rock group with four men that doesn’t sing- Mount Rushmore. I try to be funny too, but I think everyone around here is laughtose intolerant. The name’s Harley Quinn.

Been a while since I’ve poked my head out. So… what’s up, I guess.

Don’t sound so excited. Looks like it’s the season for that. I wonder who else might pop out of hiding. What have you been up to that’s kept you so quiet?

So… is there anyone bored enough to want to go down to the festival with me? It would be a shame to waste the opportunity while it’s here.

Bored is an understatement, mistah. Count me in and color me delighted for the company. 

With the weather getting colder, and all the new people coming in on both sides of things, I wanted to gently remind everyone that self-care is so important, especially this time of year. Doing your best to remain as stress-free as possible, keeping up on taking daily vitamins, and keeping yourself bundled and warm in these temperatures are going to be crucial. Stress distresses the immune system, which leaves your body less able to deal with any viruses or bacteria that may enter. That point ties in to the importance of vitamins. An all encompassing vitamin is good, though I usually like to pair with fish oil, and look for extra sources of iron, and vitamins C and D. Your body helps you every day, in all sorts of ways, so it should be important to help it, too. Making sure you stay warm is an important topic to address as well. While cold temperatures do not make you sick, over-exposure of certain body parts certainly can. Keeping ears covered, hands covered, and feet protected in warmth will help a ton to fight any chills or illnesses that may come your way this season. If anyone is in need of any vitamins, tea, or anything of the sort, I will do my best to assist. Stay safe out there, friends. 

Have ya ever heard the word “hypochondriac?” That’s a lotta information, doc. I know who to go to if I start gettin’ the sniffles. 

From the looks of it, I missed out on one heck of a good time last night. No matter; I’ll just have to make my own fun and creativity is one of my many strong suits. In the meantime, I suppose introductions are in order. Those of you at Dalton may call me Greyson. Slaves, the first or last word that comes out of your pretty little mouths needs to be Sir, but I’m sure you already know that — or at least you should because you’ve had a decade or longer to adjust to your lot in life. On the same note, I also need somebody to unpack my things and make me dinner. I realize it’s a tall order when most of the warm bodies at McKinley are spoken for right now, but it’s an order nonetheless.

Oh, we’ve got a badass over here, everyone. Looks like we’re in for a good time with your welcome party. How’d that go for ya?

God, you people are getting fucking boring. Not that this place hasn’t always been, but at least there was some excitement before. Maybe a new round of fires would get everybody riled back up. 

A new round of fires, huh? 

This has been one of the quietest, yet most relaxing Saturdays I’ve had in a while. Things seem pretty quiet, with the auction I keep hearing about having just happened and all. Anyway, I didn’t arrive in time to be chosen by anyone for service during the mock claims, so should anyone need anything I am available.

Look at you, a bonafide model sub. I bet you’re having the time of your life here, you’re probably lookin’ forward to the next round of the slave auction too.