Julian | 21 | He/They

you people will reblog anything

Anyone with a vag knows what I'm talking about but I fucking love when you wake them up and they look so tired and out of it and they just look weird its so fucking funny

WereRalph, what was it supposed to be?????

CAT!! IT CHANGED TO VAG AND AGAIN JUST NOW

The holy trinity

jesse we need to cook empathy jesse

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial

gender affirming problematic sex with my canncelled wife

King

the thing with edibles is if you only eat half the two halves are gonna know theyre separated. and theyre gonna to know that they arent meant to exist in that state of separation and they will yearn for reunification. so the edible half in your stomach will be calling out to the uneaten half, forcing you to eventually succumb and eat the other half so they may be reunited. many such cases

this too is yuri

Cross faded off two cold brew coffees and a sesame bagel with cream cheese

he was a sk8er boi! he was also a sk8er boi! they were gay

"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG