maybe it’s a clifford the big red dog situation where hudson’s biceps just get bigger and bigger the more he is loved…

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

Well maybe I, as a woman, wouldn't have to "fetishize gay media" if the men in straight media started moaning and begging as they should!

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

people do various things with various genitals

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.