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Monterey Bay Aquarium

oozey mess
d e v o n
will byers stan first human second
wallacepolsom
Sade Olutola

Discoholic 🪩
NASA
Three Goblin Art

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
KIROKAZE
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Jules of Nature


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Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"
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Happy Canada Day! 🇨🇦🥳 The unedited early access of Chapter 45 is now live for members of my Patreon and website’s highest tiers. You know what that means, the final edited version will be up on AO3 next week! You can find the link to the full posting schedule in the comments.
Fuck it, Mass Effect x Avatar: The Last Airbender.
I also considered making Shepard an earthbender, but fire just fit her more.

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the shore squad in the back of the Mako while Shepard drives like an absolute maniac
every tech product for the last five years for some reason: what if we just got rid of our unique selling point? wouldnt that be crazyyyy omg we would be so popular if we were indistinguishable from our competitors should we just do it? we should just do it omg we did it do you love us now? do you? are we your favourite?
Commander Rhiley Shepard, my OG femshep. Love this sweet goofy girl. So does Thane.
Office Cait is back

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Carmilla visits me tonight
[image description: a digital illustration of carmilla and laura from carmilla. they're standing in a doorway at night, laura holding a candle while carmilla smiles and pulls her into a kiss. end description.]
Since Google is useless now I propose the new phrase "Wikipedia is free" when someone tries to derail a post they know jack shit about
i know we all love that post about “world famous detective” not being a real type of celebrity but lets be real if benoit blanc was real and sluttily fagging it up everywhere constantly in the news n making fools out of the cops n shit we’d all eat that up crazy style. it’d be like the chocolate guy but for exposing rich people for being assholes
was thinking a lot about liara recently
How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

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snoopy of the day
since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.
“I did some research to pronounce this name correctly” = 👍 great! even if the pronunciation was still off (and learning to pronounce a foreign language correctly takes a lot of practice) people generally appreciate it when someone goes the extra mile for accuracy, and honestly, languages are cool
“I’m probably not saying that correctly”/“sorry for my pronunciation” = 👍 understandable! foreign languages often have sounds that aren’t used in English and learning to correctly pronounce unfamiliar phonemes is genuinely difficult even with help
“lol I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that 😂” = 👎 THIS is the problem, if treats languages other than English like they are inherently ‘weird’ or ‘overly complicated’ just because you aren’t familiar with them
“One thousand apologies for my butchering of this beautiful effervescent tongue, I will now flagellate myself as punishment for my crimes” = 👎 chill