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I just realized it's literally just the fucking humors again. We've arrived back at the starting line.

Somebody recently tried to tell me that my womb does in fact travel and I was like "sir this is 2025. Please leave."

ok so technically your womb does travel tho like unless you got a hysterectomy then wherever you go it's going there too

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

feeling like the health inspector

:/

“it's up to you” please don't stress me out like this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

me (facing the consequences of my bad decisions): god forbid women do anything

what modern family episode is this

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months

why are there fake transparent pngs. what kind of sick prank is this. some kind of looney tunes ass bullshit. i run at the gray and white checkered background and hit it like a wall.

they call me "mr. bad at explaining" because well. um. uhh. actually nevermind