oh no.. dr connor's class.. .

lmao

Winston Longfellow.

hillary clinton *pointing at breakfast food*: bae me: no hillary clinton *pointing to dog*: woke? me: no hillary hillary clinton *insistently pointing at newspaper*: 💯???? me *beginning to cry*: n..no

I wish I could see myself through my friends’ eyes. Like am I annoying? Am I the weird friend you regret being friends with? Am I ugly? What am I to you?

WHEN SHIT AINT ADDIN UP

Hotline Miami (2012)

@papamugs Iasdfkjhjgfdsawetytrfdxc

oh shut the fuck up

pretending that mom and dad don’t have to booze the fuck up just to spend time with their dead eyed children

thanks banksy

“connect with the human race” what do they think people are doing on their phones?? texting aliens?? because if someone is texting aliens sign me the FUCK up

I love the idea that you have to spend money on a Product in order to not use your phone at inappropriate moments… like there’s no way you could ever judge for yourself when it’s rude and when it’s cool to be on your phone, you have to have the Responsibility Box to take your Evil Device out of your Weak Hands until you’ve learned to repent for your Millenial Phone Addiction

Bad and naughty phones get placed in the Milennial Wiggler to atone for their sins.

As much as the joke misses the mark and being a technophobe is lame, going somewhere on an outing with someone whilst they just stare at their phone ain’t much fun. If you’re sharing funny stuff you found sure but constantly chatting to other people on your phone whilst your out with someone else is a bit rude imo.

this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple