hey remember the sun is going away and you’re going to go nuts and to not take it personally

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and everything makes sense. like… this is it. this is life. you’ll waste away your youth waiting for some imagined future if you don’t love life for what it is now and make the most of it

It’s always “why did you commit regicide” and “your covered in blood” and never How was the treason The treason looked fun was it fun

sometimes I see things that are so absurdly horny that it circles back around to being sexless you know what I mean

like when I see really horny art of female characters where the sexiness is so generic -- their boobs are cartoonishly large and they have a waist the size of an atom and some vacant ahegao stare etc -- I'm just like hmmmm this is so uninteresting and kinda repulsive I think I'd be more aroused by a tin can