ok.

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

Pokemon Type 1 Diabetes and Pokemon Type 2 Diabetes

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv

velcro is kinda crazy if u think about it

sorry guys im bored as fuck