ok.

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv

velcro is kinda crazy if u think about it

sorry guys im bored as fuck

nyc guy guided meditation: close ya eyes... breathe in thru ya nose... and out through ya mouth... and wit da nex exhale breathe all da way out to citi field... lets go mets

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

I love getting older. I’m hotter, more confident, more intelligent. Ageism is a dirty trap. Don’t get caught in it.

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend