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I knew we'd see eye to eye.

Out of curiosity, did you also leave any fake tunnels painted on walls for him to run into?

Hm? Whatever could you mean?

Any anvils tied up with rope? No? How disappointing.

I knew we'd see eye to eye.

Out of curiosity, did you also leave any fake tunnels painted on walls for him to run into?

i love hans and thirty and the other kindred here, but if i didn’t host tours at the winery and go to neighborhood meetings i would probably go insane. maybe it’s just a toreador thing.

That’s the devil of it, isn’t it? Learning to keep your distance.

Do you mean to tell me a certain Ventrue arranged to pour his own blood on some random pavement in Los Angeles just to wait for Leo to stumble across it and promptly lick it up like a dog…and it worked?

kindof a a bruh mmaoemnt if i s ay so mnsyelf

And a Looney Tunes moment, I might add.

dr. stavridis told me kindred aren't capable of that sort of thing at all. should someone inform sheriff thirty, or...?

...so that was an outright lie, i take it.

If it helps, you’re not the only ghoul to get fed that little fairy story. He only had a chance in hell of getting away with it because you don’t meet enough Kindred to know better. Toreador are the worst, by the way.

toreador? really? but prince erin said otherwise...

Yes, well, some of us do have a functional sense of shame.

dr. stavridis told me kindred aren't capable of that sort of thing at all. should someone inform sheriff thirty, or...?

...so that was an outright lie, i take it.

If it helps, you’re not the only ghoul to get fed that little fairy story. He only had a chance in hell of getting away with it because you don’t meet enough Kindred to know better. Toreador are the worst, by the way.

dr. stavridis told me kindred aren't capable of that sort of thing at all. should someone inform sheriff thirty, or...?

toreador don’t just take anyone to bed either!!

That’s right, we set our sights on only the most special of random nobodies.

Aw, but I could bring you a fantastic article!

What, about the Primogen being some kind of skeleton pervert? Big whoop. Frankly, you’d surprise more people if you reported that any given Tremere DOESN’T have something nasty and sticky in his basement.

:/

Wasn’t talking to you. Go on, shoo—I think I can hear bones rattling.

Aw, but I could bring you a fantastic article!

What, about the Primogen being some kind of skeleton pervert? Big whoop. Frankly, you’d surprise more people if you reported that any given Tremere DOESN’T have something nasty and sticky in his basement.

imsos nervous ii w ant to yourn insndied out

Try not to accidentally Dementate my ghoul. She has deadlines to meet.

i7ll tyr bu t at lelast im 100% sureim going to puke in her car

May I remind you she has two small children? I expect she'll have some Disney-themed bag for you to throw up in.

imsos nervous ii w ant to yourn insndied out

Try not to accidentally Dementate my ghoul. She has deadlines to meet.

Andi is on her way. Look out for a silver minivan with a "coexist" sticker on the back.

ihhope s hees not mad that i throwed up earlrlerir

She has kids; I'm sure she'll manage.