❝ I was hoping that by now I would look older. ❞
❝ I never thought about how to handle real problems in adult life. ❞
❝ Looks like regular sand, but then you’re gonna start to sink into it. ❞
❝ Luckily, I had a good alibi. ❞
❝ It’s a grid system, mother fucker. ❞
❝ Of the racial slurs, that has got to be the laziest. ❞
❝ Before I went through puberty I had the voice of a little flute. ❞
❝ No one knows what you’re talking about you idiot. ❞
❝ You will treat me with respect! ❞
❝ Midgets were never enslaved! Unless you count the Wonka Factory. ❞
❝ You’re gonna have to get used to that. ❞
❝ Yeah, you got it, man. ❞
❝ It was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about DNA. ❞
❝ Oh, good, it has a mind of its own. ❞
❝ It’s really easy not to go to things. ❞
❝ That you would do anything is totally remarkable. ❞
❝ The less amount of time you live the better. ❞
❝ I was definitely gay when I was a little boy. ❞
❝ I have girlfriend and she’s a female person. ❞
❝ Life is a fucking nightmare. ❞
❝ I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and one day I’ll die. ❞
❝ What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? ❞
❝ Let’s go over there and destroy the place. ❞
❝ I’ve never climbed a fence that high before. ❞
❝ Hey, come here. I want to show you something. ❞
❝ I’m not gonna kill that guy. ❞
❝ Hey can you help me out? I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars. ❞
❝ Yeah, that’s the type of lowbrow shit i’m looking for. ❞
❝ It was a lie. To get drugs. ❞
❝ I know how big letters should be. ❞
❝ You totally forgot the lesson you just learned. ❞
❝ Marriage is gonna be very magical. ❞
❝ I bet he did kill his wife. ❞
❝ I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. ❞
❝ Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. ❞
❝ Why would you marry a woman if she’s already having sex with you? ❞
❝ If you just bought the cow nobody would say that anymore! ❞
❝ It’s just a little bit wrong, isn’t it? ❞
❝ What a mighty king I will be. ❞
❝ It’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❞
❝ You don’t deserve a beach house. ❞
❝ This is an on-fire garbage can. ❞
❝ I don’t care for that shit at all. ❞
❝ You’re never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy. ❞
❝ No one wants to applaud the penis of a thirty-two-year-old weirdo. ❞
❝ You know how I’m filled with rage? ❞
❝ So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under. ❞
❝ This is the best movie idea I’ve ever heard in my life. ❞
❝ Kids have it very good now. ❞
❝ Doesn’t anyone wanna know why his dick was near my biters in the first place? ❞
❝ How did he lose his arm? ❞
❝ That’s exactly what you won’t ask. ❞
❝ You have your law practice, and me, I have all these fucking markers. ❞
❝ I’m just reading this Yellow Pages. ❞
❝ My dad loved us! He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem. ❞
❝ McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! ❞
❝ That is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. ❞
❝ We’d rather you do it in the house than go somewhere else. ❞
❝ Ah…numbers. The letters of math. ❞
❝ One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! ❞
❝ Don’t you see? I’m a duck now. ❞
❝ If you eat enough ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs. ❞
❝ Hey, man. I like your button. ❞
