does anyone else have that feel of having something scheduled in a few hours and you can’t do anything because you’re filled with the slowly building terror that you’ll get too absorbed in whatever you choose to do and miss the thing

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life

@saathiray this has me laughin so hard

“I am now thoroughly convinced that the entire concept of virginity is used to control female sexuality.”

Also, that 35 million came from corporations and wealthy philanthropists, people who already had extra money to give away. She didn’t resort to asking her fans for money like a lot of other celebrity fundraisers.

This reads like a 12 year old writing their first fanfic trying to figure out how adults flirt with each other, except it’s actually adults and it was a national scandal for quite a while

Like I’d know a spark if it hit me in the face

Take your meds, they’re meant to help!

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