I have SO much love in my dumb stupid bitch ass body

do good because you want to, not because you expect something in return

be careful with how much you tolerate. you are teaching them how to treat you

it’s jsut fucked up that we bred pigeons to be our companions and then when we no longer had use of them we just abandoned them and now we treate them like menaces and pests and  people want them dead they are our FRIENDS

I was drunk but right

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

oh to be a fledgling necromancer and enchant a skull to laugh at my jokes

[ID a large sign that reads, in all caps, “I’m not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it” in white letters over a black background. End id]

to any mutuals who i don’t speak to, i see u & ily