Jun 2
Introducing the vampires smp cast:
-the author of twilight
-manic conspiracy theorist
-farmer with murderous tendencies
-basically batman
-homeless guy pretending to be rich
-fanfiction writer
-war criminal
-monster hunter who does *everything* except hunt monsters
-ultimate yearner
-evil 1200 year old vampire lord who`s secretly somewhat pathetic
-evil 225 year old vampire who is not-so-secretly incredibly pathetic
-guy with 5000 accents
-shitty detective
-college student who believes that writing a really good essay will make everyone forgive him murder
10/10 super accurate
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