MILLION DOLLAR BILLS

As in I haven’t seen him in like 3 days.

Wait, seriously?

Listening to shitty covers on Youtube.

Ugh, watching people make assholes out of themselves was so much more fun though. I'm great. Must have been a 24 hour thing.

What do you mean MIA?

Lazy Sunday so it seems.

Are you like... gonna be ok?

I uh, actually feel a lot better. I’ll join.

Awesome. Come over to the apartment?

It would be an honor mitchie

I uh, actually feel a lot better. I'll join.

That’s a lot of things now.

You mean to tell me that other than being mean, I’m good at something?

Trust me, I wasn't expecting it either

Maybe I like you mean.

Then I’ll stick with what I’m best at doing.

That's a lot of things now.

Shocking.

I don’t know why you’re so shocked, I’ve been so nice to you the past two days.

Maybe I like you mean.

I can’t tell if you’re being a dick or not.

Believe it or not, I’m not being a dick. I’m only a dick 98% of the time.

Shocking.

Isn’t that most of the fun?

You’re right. It is most of the fun.

I can't tell if you're being a dick or not.

I wasn’t building anything up. Trust me, you’d know if I was building you up.

Oh damn. I guess I just can’t read you. I’ll probably never understand you, Ros. 

Isn't that most of the fun?

That was no miracle. And if it’s a screw driver, maybe I’ll keep that in mind.

Ouch. Don’t build me up just to shoot me down.

I wasn't building anything up. Trust me, you'd know if I was building you up.

It was. It’s a miracle I’m bouncing back.

I’m here if you ever need a miracle again. Or orange juice.

That was no miracle. And if it's a screw driver, maybe I'll keep that in mind.