In All My Dreams I Drown

But it’s such a good song!

Are you on crack?

Nothing to do around here, I might as well just get drunk.

I'm with you there.

I think you need to show me what you’re talkin’ about.

I might need to put it off until I'm feeling better. I don't want to sneeze on you! Although, drinking might change my mind.

Getting drunk is better than everything.

Hmmm, I can think of one thing that might be better.

Then put hot sauce in it.

Nope! I'm just gonna get smashed and pass out somewhere.

How about you take the cough syrup and down some soup?

Fuck no. That's a pussy move.

No! Because you wanna get drunk! I mean, not that you’re, uhhh, being a whiny bitch….

Getting drunk is better than sitting around feeling sorry for myself. You don't sound too convinced, Landy.

 I don’t think alcohol will help much with illness. Try cough syrup. 

How about I down the cough syrup and then take a tequila chaser?

Oh yeah, that’s why I like you so much.

You like me because I'm a whiny little bitch?

How are you this good at comebacks?

I am well practiced in sarcasm and deflection.

.. yes?

I believe the correct answer is "no". Thank you for playing, you get the consolation prize of absolutely nothing.

Woah, harsh. Look, I’m sorry, let’s start over. My names Axl, it’s great to meet you.

I'm sorry, did it seem like I wanted the know the name of the guy who was questioning why I would own a gun?