whatever it takes

Maybe a little.

You alright there?

Just a little hungover. Nothing a little more alcohol won't fix.

Not partying with you, at least. You might like waking up with strangers in a pool of your own vomit, but it’s not my thing.

Hey, drinking is worth the after effects.

Good thing I wasn’t asking you then, isn’t it?

Probably for the best, sis.

Gah, everything is so boring lately. I need something to do besides studying. Who’s in?

Not me.

Pretty sure people are gonna notice a hot blonde alone at the strip club. 

I'll wear a hood?

I’m not sure that would work.

Why wouldn't it?

Careful, babe. Someone might see you.

Don't worry. I'll stay in the back where no one can notice me.

Guess who is working on Valentine's Day?

Maybe I could swing by for a few minutes to see you in action.

Seems like he likes you…

Of course he does. Who are you?

Of course you would. I’m Emily. What’s yours?

Axl. What Disney movies did you have in mind? I only know like.. two of them.

Please don’t. Or keep the scary mask away from me.

Don't worry, I wasn't planning on coming near you anyway.

If the Purge was real, I probably would be dead already.

The Purge was great. I need to get me one of those creepy masks they wear.

Didn’t think it would. I mean, look at me, I look like a stripper so…

Could I be a stripper?

Yeah. I’m a stripper, babe. You know those guys who say they are staying late for work to their wives? Yeah, they are going there and shoving money into my shorts or giving it to the girls there.

You're.. a stripper? Actually, that doesn't surprise me too much.

Seriously, it’s not even a big deal. I have to deal with married guys or whatever all the freaking time. It’s not my fault my booty makes the straight guys question.

Married guys?