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WHAT USE WOULD A PENIS HAVE ON THE QUEST TO DESTROY THE ONE RING?!?!!

#cards against humanity night #not my roomies this time #just friends

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"She dances like a cross between a dad and a squirrel on acid" Christina about preggo-my-eggo-meggo

#omg

"I don’t think owls poop"

#roommate hijinks #I admit #this was me #I said this #owls #poop

"We're like the Canada of North America!!" smilingrocket

#smilingrocket

Julia: I forget things! I even forget my own birthday sometimes!

Me: when is your birthday?

Julia: .....................shit...

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Brother: what are you eating?

Me: food

Brother: *looks in bowl* rice and...what?

Me: the blood of my enemies

Brother: nice

#brother hijinks

skyhealer

Listening to me watch tv shows when I’m alone is kinda weird cause sometimes I’ll just pipe up with something like “goat testicles??”

#roommate hijinks

Talking about burgh

Moy: how is he even real?

Me....

Moy: oh...wait...

Me: he's not.

Moy: I just made myself sad

#roommate hijinks #tumblr user skuntank

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Maddie is watching the avengers with her floor and i am getting the best texts

#roommate hijinks #friend hijinks

Me: my nails look like grapes

Moy: you're a grape

Me: aw I think you're grape too

#roommate hijinks

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If I had to describe my roomie Moy, it would be with this sentence “she makes chicken noises and then starts screaming”

#roommate hijinks

Roommate 1: was that a sneeze or...

Roommate 2: it was a burp

Roommate 1: *burps* ok

#roommate hijinks

skyhealer

So my roommate, who has seen frozen 7 times now, just shushed another roommate who was talking about spoilers, saying “shhh I’ve never seen this before”

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shes now at 11 times seen and counting

Roomie: *walks into my room*

Me: *burps loudly*

Roomie: *walks back out*

#roommate hijinks

skyhealer

liveblog of my roommate showering

*thunk* Damn it

owowowowow

hoooly shit thats hot

hmmMMm

#roommate hijinks

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