it's not a lake, it's a spiral

We’re under a severe thunderstorm warning rn and my dad just opened the door to show my dog because he was begging to go out and it reminded me of that part in Dracula where Dracula opens the door to the howling wolves and Jonathan’s like um actually I’ll stay inside thanks

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

aftercare but for your job

there is nothing straight or platonic about the way Emily says "Jesse" in the Paranatural Manhattan trailer btw

Just wait untill my 6 tumblr mutuals hear about this

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that