it's not a lake, it's a spiral

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

We’re under a severe thunderstorm warning rn and my dad just opened the door to show my dog because he was begging to go out and it reminded me of that part in Dracula where Dracula opens the door to the howling wolves and Jonathan’s like um actually I’ll stay inside thanks

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

aftercare but for your job

there is nothing straight or platonic about the way Emily says "Jesse" in the Paranatural Manhattan trailer btw

Just wait untill my 6 tumblr mutuals hear about this

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own