it's not a lake, it's a spiral

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

words cannot begin to describe how excited I am for control resonant

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

We’re under a severe thunderstorm warning rn and my dad just opened the door to show my dog because he was begging to go out and it reminded me of that part in Dracula where Dracula opens the door to the howling wolves and Jonathan’s like um actually I’ll stay inside thanks

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

aftercare but for your job