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In one episode Elaine became Goerge

Sometimes I can still hear his voice…

/hj is the funniest earnest tonetag in the world even without the handjob joke because it's ostensibly meant to clarify tone for autistic people, but the tone it's clarifying is "unreadable level of ambiguous seriousness that requires social context beyond what text can convey /glhffgt"

I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

Honestly I only started writing in my genre field because I saw people much worse than me be really confident about their work.

I kept the trans together!

genuinely begging you people to install shinigami eyes i'm starting to see open twerfs on my dash

Live posting about final case in Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney kinda

Can’t lie the setup for this is kinda fire. The last case was really good but I’ve heard bad things about this one so I’m keeping tempered expectations

Already I’m a little confused, but the hype moments and aura are off the charts. It’s kinda fire. Is Layton always like this. The craziest thing in Ace Attorney is some mafia guy somehow perfectly imitating Phoenix Wright. Furio Tigre has so much swag it’s insane.

This knight puzzle is bullshit holy fuck