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i looked through the gifsets reblogged by the famous burgertv tumblr and hand selected a few quotes from tv shows & movies. change however you see fit.

“ lets clear the air. are there any more lies i should know about?”

“ i’m not basic. ya basic! “

“ any last words? “

“ you stole my car! i like my car! “

“ how did you find me? “

“ i just thought that we could hang out. “

“ i’m not doing anything else for men today. “

“ you are stronger than you believe. “

“ what is … happening … ? “

“ man , we are in a social slump. “

“ they’re all the same. some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. it’s insulting. “

[ sung in the tune to ‘ o christmas tree ‘ ] “ apocalypse , apocalypse , we caused it with our dumbness. “

“ why don’t they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss? “

“ oh , put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it , _____! “

“ the nights are the hardest. but then the day comes , and that’s every bit as hard as the night. and then the night comes again… “

“ you’re brilliant , charming , obviously gorgeous. “

“ your accent is so cute. “

“ what the fuckity-fuck is that? “

“ i’m not doing cocaine , _____. i just have a feeling i would be unbearable. “

“ should i apologize or leave? i’mma leave. “

“ i’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about. “

“ if you could see your whole life from start to finish , would you change things? “

“ hold on. are you filling those squirt guns with fake blood? “ 

“ oh my god , please please don’t kill me! i’m not caught up yet on my shows! “

“ no one dislikes you , _____. “

“ stop being so mean to me , or i swear to god i’m gonna fall in love with you! “

“ hey , i was never happy! i was just less pissed off. “ 

“ you know what? forget i offered to help you. forget the entire fucking idea. “

“ my tv is broken, and i can not be alone with my thoughts. “

“ … but i found you , didn’t i? “

“ ‘ be myself ‘ what kind of garbage advice is that? “

“ but this is helping … hearing your voice. “

“ besides … i look cute in a tiara. “

“ i’m about to do something terrible. “

“ when i write about my life , and i will , i will not be kind. “

“ eat shit and die. “

“ i make grave mistakes all the time. “

“ maybe you’re not so bad after all. “

“ where is my candy , you son of a bitch? “

@dragonjakelong “Risk is a price you pay when it comes to good food.” Ron mumbled, hands cupping the ruined dessert from his position on the floor. Lofting his head from the red mess, he sadly said “Jake, dude, come help me mourn this strawberry disaster. ”

“On it dude.” Crouching next to his friend and placing a hand to squeeze his shoulder to convey support, Jake nods the head. Mourn that strawberry disaster may have been exaggerated, but was life not a constant box of surprises and disappointments. “Rest in peace, oh wonderful piece of heaven. One day Ron will be together with you and then you both can end the deal you started.” A little nudge in the other’s ribs with a sad expression. “Is it really soon to say that I can buy you another to overcome the loss?”

@blightedric unfortunately it looked like the table Ron was eyeing before he got his food was now taken. Moving quickly he turned hoping to find something free, cheeks puffed, he gave up looking for a seat. “Uh is the wall behind you free dude?”

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    —- edric’s spot on the wall had been claimed all night. in fact, since he got out of the coat room the man hadn’t really left the spot. he was content enough to just watch the festivities around him fall where they might. “hmm?” the man absently said before actually registering what was asked of him, “yeah, there’s more than enough wall for the both of us.”