The local Meme™

god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world

I could have made a killing as a psychic, but noooo I have to feel bad about lying to people ugh

I think abt this all the time because the thing is, evil rich people truly believe that they’re geniuses who have discovered a way to make money that the rest of us dummies haven’t…but the truth is that they are just willing to do evil shit that everyone else would prefer to not to because we have standards

no offence but generation Z kids are a thousand times funnier than us depressed millennials 

honestly? as women? we’re just coping

begging won’t save you

hey where’s that one vine of the guy smoking and he just goes “man I don’t give a FAURK” and starts coughing and wheezing uncontrollably to the point where he becomes unintelligible 

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

I got proof of aliens, hmu CIA

This is CIA agent speaking, what is your proof

my bed is my cloud and i’m the little angel that sleeps on it

this is what it sounds and looks like when i’m tucking myself into bed

wish i had this body