Jerome Flynn

That’s good to know! Really? Why’s that? Living the busy life? I understand, it would be cool to see you there, but maybe next time.

Yeah. You know how things are. I am sure you will love it.

I’ve been good, excited for this cruise thing. How’ve you been?

I am glad to hear that. I am fine, thanks. I’m not going on the cruise but I am sure you will enjoy it.

More people should be like you, mate. Helping animals is amazing, I wish I could help all of them, but sometimes I’m even terrified of dogs, maybe in the future I’ll do more for them. I’m Taron, it’s good to meet you.

I am sure there are. But then there are many that are. It is great to meet you. Taron. How are you?

I hope this isn’t some sort of reverse psychology-type rubbish, and you’re going to surprise me with one… Now I’m keeping my ear out.

Honestly, I can’t even come up with any. When have I done that before?

I can’t go to the beach because I always have some random thoughts and then I obviously share all of my thoughts with people because I can’t just keep it all to myself. I think there’s something that we’ve all neglected to be really fucking grateful for, and that’s the fact that all the shit that’s in the ocean, for the most part, lacks the ability to leave the ocean. Most of the things in there are scary as fuck. Like, what would happen if a shark could just get up and leave the water? He’d walk up to you, about to bite you, and what are you gonna’ do about it? Point at him and say, “hey, shark, don’t do that?” Nope. And what if an octopus could just come up on land and wrap its tentacles around you, and strangle you? What would you do, then? Be thankful. I need a drink. Bayview, I’ve missed you.

I know exactly what you mean about that. That is why I am always trying to help when it comes to animals and stuff that is hurting them in some way. I’m Jerome by the way.

Do you remember when we were kids and all we dreamt about was to be a princess or a football player or a singer or a king? I’ve always thought that being an actress was something I could do when I was a kiddo and now I’ve been more than thirty and I’m having so much fun by being one. That being said, I’ve always looked for new experiences and voicing is one of them. It’s so funny and you know what? Thanks to that, I can now say that I’m a yeti and a mermaid. A freaking yeti, and a freaking mermaid! Guys, I swear I’ve enjoyed it more than I should.

I know when I was a kid I wanted to act and I wanted to sing. Somehow, I did manage to do both. Although one has lasted longer than the others.

Moving tends to be the bane of my existence. First, it’s pretty tough to do with a one year old who loves to wander and touch every single thing even after she’s told no. And the same thing with Josie, who’s my frenchie. But, I won’t bore you with telling you about my baby girl, and my dog and I’ll just introduce myself. Hi, I’m Brie or Brianna. I love wine and caulfilower wings more than anything in this world, and dancing to Fleetwood Mac. And I’m always the gal to call when you want some really good vegan food.

It is pretty hard work. And it was just me. No pets, no children. So I can only imagine what it was like for you. It is great to meet you Brie. I’m Jerome, although some people call me Rome or Romy. Oh...you are a girl after my own heart when it comes to food. I’m actually a vegetarian.

Do you think so? I think you’re quite a funny man, Jerome, don’t put yourself down! I just, you know, come out with a few rubbish ones every now and then…

Really? You do? I am sure I come out with a few. I just can’t think of any.

Yeah, I’ll be there probably.

I am sure I will see you there then.

Precisely. You don’t.

So...are you going to the festival?

I would assume that even those who say they don’t do.

Oh...I don’t know. You never know.

I don’t really suppose anyone needs a reason for anything.

I guess not. Although some people say they have a reason for doing things.

That is a personal choice to be honest.

I know some people like to show off the scars and whatever but I really don’t think I do need anymore.

That’s fair enough though one more probably wouldn’t hurt anything.

Maybe not. But I would rather not have anymore.

That is your right then. I mean, you just have to pursue one, if you want one.

I don’t think I will. This face has had enough injuries.

Is this some sort of competition now Jerome? I think you might need to hit me with your best shot before I give you some more comedy gold!

No. No competition. I don’t think I could come up with any jokes.

Well then if you want one, I guess you’ll have to find one. Punch someone who deserves it at least.

I am not planning on getting into a fight any time soon. And I don’t want to start one.