all the white gays making fun of her is really so funny to me cuz like…this is what yall sound like sis. that’s your sister. 

did y’all hear they found the venus de milo’s arms ??

women, femmes, trans folx, gender nonconforming folx, folx of color, bottoms, verses, twinks, otters who shave, men who shop at upscale consignment stores, men with cats, anyone who has willingly purchased a zooey deschanel album, anyone who has ever worn suede, vapers, gender studies majors, kinksters, people who listen to ariana grande, your former high school classmates who are now part of multi-level marketing schemes, thinkpiece writers, people who drink kombucha, and 18 year olds with rich parents whose instagram bios say “fuck capitalism” while they’re currently summering in mykonos

be shopping

my followers deserve to read one of the greatest stories in the history of mankind

Oh bitch

Where’s Bella tho

Tbh the idea that German is an angry or ugly language is just French propoganda to divert attention away from the fact that French sounds exactly like when your dog is choking on some plastic wrapper he found somehow

i love my initials omg… it’s A.H. see how relaxing that sounds? ah…

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs