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kat

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.

kat

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

homunculus-argument

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

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Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

corrya

I think about this like once a day

vaspider

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

snapscube

I’m a person who wears stuff similar to what you wore in the Sophie selfie, but I’m not a little. it is INSANE how mean people get about…. Adults wearing clothes that are cutieful. Bro I’m a full adult I just like pink. I’m still a person. Release me.

that's the thing about liberation of the weirdos, it liberates all of us in turn.

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tribblefarmer

The Bird has been reading up on the human custom called "bowing."

Template by the hilarious @justcakethanks

justcakethanks

The "think about it" at the end is too good hahaha. And the little blushie emote xDDD

nohaijiachi

I am consistently delighted by @justcakethanks eridian welcoming committee comics, and I *HAD* to do something with their template lmfao, I love these little guys!!!

justcakethanks

What do you give the guy who has everything? (A best friend, a beautiful biodome, daily laugh riots...)

ohwait-shesinspace

@justcakethanks

justcakethanks

This is me everyday starting out of my biodome at all the wonderful messages and art y'all make

goodieprocter

I spent almost an entire work shift drawing this tooth-rotting fluff

featuring the Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks

justcakethanks

Okay this is just on another level. I'm not crying IT'S JUST RAINING. ON MY FACE.

loony-ludy

Don’t worry, it’s not an insult! Calling someone “the shit” is actually a common earth compliment!

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justcakethanks

They're just....they're trying SO HARD you guys! This is amazing xD

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Everyone wish my husbo a happy birthday today! It's entirely a coincidence this cake idea happened around now lol.

Cake communication based on a suggestion by @anna-neko !

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goodieprocter

This one goes out to the anon competing at the International Barbershop Harmony convention! I think Grace is smart enough to put that card together pretty quickly.

justcakethanks

Their communication methods are getting more advanced. It's too bad the messaging isn't getting any better...

xxhopelessaromanticxx

my contribution to @justcakethanks's amazing Eridian welcoming committee.

yes this is supposed to be a terribly drawn fish. Seriously, these comics have been the highlight of my week, hope I can make someone laugh with this one as well ^^

justcakethanks

Okay I love how you drew these! They are so spazzy!

Also the "prepare yourself" is so hilarious. It is in a couple of these fan comics and i love it so much. So hostile lol.

goodieprocter

This one goes out to my cat (and also @justcakethanks of course)

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Adrian watches Rocky sleep after they are reunited

cowardsexual

they throw stratt in jail for life but world renowned, white european political prisoners don't get the short end of the stick in terms of prison arrangements. she's not in some overcrowded unsanitary hole of a women's prison, she was the most politically powerful leader on earth for god's sake. she was put there by important people already in charge, people who would still want to keep in contact with her from time to time. no, she'd have her own nice, clean cell: a bed, a desk, her own bathroom. she'd be allowed phonecalls and letters and meetings, they probably wouldn't allow her unmonitored internet access but they would bring her newspapers and maybe even leave her a tv so she can watch the news.

and she would eat well. the food would be good. it wouldn't be anything restaurant grade, but it would be clearly something prepared for her. and she would look down at her plate and her brain would run leclerc's calculations for their global food resources and she would ask herself how many people in her world are going hungry because there's systems in place to keep people like her fed like this. and her throat would close around every bite.

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