✶. . - édie the eater !

Absolutely NO idea what to write guys!! I’ll just put my fandoms.

Harry Potter

Undertale (Undertale Yellow, UTRY)

Deltarune

God of War (2018-Ragnarök)

I tend to make separate blogs for each fandom, like this one is my mainly Harry Potter blog, however I’m likely going to talk about everything since this’ll be my main blog.

My Blogs

UNDERTALE YELLOW: star striker / seventh.reset

HARRY POTTER: romanology (this one)

DELTARUNE: star striker / seventh.reset

GOD OF WAR: n/a

Socials

PINTEREST: icarrriss & creoquie

AO3: creoquie

Killing people who've fulfilled their uses through decapitation.

Hallucinating people that they've hurt due to repressed guilt.

Mutilating themselves for a cause they deem necessary beyond all reason.

Doing absolutely everything to get their way, even if it means hurting people they care about (or care about them).

dead deputy clover gets revived. And lost their eye. For some reason.

guess who this is for

@iilmunchkiin… hi hello.

ANYWAY REVIVED CLOVER BUT THEY ARE BACK IN THEIR CORPSE

Ignore the abandoned martlet, wonky AXIS, and random blank space to the left. Yes I did forget Clover’s shoe. Nice.

Nayhow

dead deputy by @iilmunchkiin I love dead deputy so much sisndowksidnqkskxossk Hey… again……..

I probably need to give context to this so basically, when I first read dead deputy it warped my mind and I went insane for it and I was wondering what the hell they’re going to do with the body because I don’t think ANYONE would want to touch clover.

And anyhow it would smell too, if it wasn’t smelly already, and it’s just a corpse in the middle of the city so somebody has to deal with it.

So they call Asgore and there’s like a crowd in the back where Ceroba & Starlo & Martlet are having their respective breakdowns and Asgore looks sadly at them, sidesteps them, and then sets Clover on fire haphazardly.

(this makes the breakdowns of our crew way worse)

ANYWAY AGAIN this is what I think clover would say after being mildly disturbed that their body is being burnt in the middle of town square

I wonder what will actually happen to Clover’s body because there’s no way I’m right.

hello everybody I’m back! So um in actually insanely obsessed with pirates and I am going to make an au where the marauders are literal marauders. Sirius is the captain, James is the lookout and First Mate, Remus is the Swabby, Marlene handles the canons, and Peter is the cook. Regulus is not here because he’d never step foot on a disgusting ship. Sirius hates him for it.

Anyway useless dialogue:

Sirius: Right then, you’re on MY ship, and you’ll follow MY rules. Number one, you will call me Captain Blackbeard.

Peter: You don’t even have a beard…

Sirius: SHUT THE FUCK UP, IM MANIFESTING!!

—

Sirius: Good Lord it’s as though you’re wearing eyepatches over BOTH your eyes. How did you miss that ship, you actual moron?

James: I’m near sighted.

Sirius: The only thing that’ll be near your sight is you getting TARRED AND FEATHERED.

—

Remus: Ca—

Sirius: Oh no, no no, I will NOT be disrespected by a SWABBY who looks like a PREPUBESCANT BOY.

Remus: …I’m literally a foot taller than you.

Sirius: Swabby if you keep talking, I’ll ensure we’re the same bloody height by making you a FOOT SHORTER.

—

Lily: Captain, why is that you insult the men on the ship and not us?

Sirius: Oh. When did you get here?

Marlene: We… we joined the same time as everybody else?

Sirius: Huh. Really? Damn, alright then. *clears throat* I hate gingers. Also, women on the ship are bad luck. Stay away from me.

Lily:

Marlene:

Sirius: Anyway bye, I’m going to my quarters. Kill everybody but the Swabby. He needs to declutter my desk.

So in summary Sirius is a complete asshole who abuses his power as captain but he’s very good at being a captain. There is some wolfstar potentially??? But it wouldn’t be exactly the healthiest. I wonder if there were gay pirates…

Yes it is the Scarface poster but with Remus & Sirius because I have an AWFUL sense of humour and I think it’s FUNNY.

Also Remus does have a Glasgow Smile, do with that what you will.

Also AGAIN, Sirius is holding a microphone but I literally cannot draw those (Theyre so easy so I think I’m crazy).

Like I feel like throughout his whole childhood up until he was 12 Sirius would be like: oh yeah who cares, my grandfather is from Sicily or something; not like it matters.

And then in 1972, when The Godfather movie came out, Sirius saw it for the first time and was immediately psychotically obsessed with Al Pacino and was like: YEAH MY GRANDPA IS ITALIAN HUHU! And made everybody he knew watch it and Remus also started to like Pacino as well.

Anyhow so I added this as a main plot point to my blind Remus fic, which I think I combined with another one, but back on track: after Sirius was sent to Azkaban, Remus watched Scent of a Woman (a Pacino movie, my favourite one) a year before Sirius was released, and Remus adored this movie. Like his all time favourite movie ever (projecting). Then, after a full moon, he woke up and realized the wolf had somehow blinded itself and by extension him.

A year or so later, Sirius is let out of Azkaban and becomes friends/roommates with Remus after finding out that Remus is blind and is still having trouble like.. shifting from sight to non-sight? (I can’t think of the word). And Sirius watches Scent of a Woman and there’s this dance, and when Sirius talks to Remus about it, Remus goes: ‘Oh yeah, I wanted to learn it but I don’t think I’d be very good.’

So Sirius is like: haha ok BET. And teaches himself how to tango and then, on Valentines Day or something (he’s a cheesy bastard but also they’re still “friends”), Sirius goes up to Remus and says: Hey, I learnt this dance for you. And then he proceeds to yank Remus out of his seat and then they tango and Remus is dumbfounded. Sirius is like: Yeah, so, anyway, want me to teach you?

So now Remus knows how to tango I guess.

Remus’ side!

⁠Remus has chronic back pain & migraines. They are both detrimental to his driving skills but he is BETTER THAN THEM so he preserves.

The Money Men are the group that Remus is oftentimes hired to work for as a getaway driver. While different robbers are hired for different jobs, Mundungus Fletcher— the guy who owns the place— knows Remus is the best driver out there.

The group has Barty Crouch Jr (Nicknamed Bats), Bellatrix Black (nicknamed Trixy), Evan Rosier (nicknamed Thorns), Fenrir Greyback (nicknamed Vánagandr/Vana), and probably some other people but idk. Fletcher is known solely by his last name, but Remus has a tendency to call him Bird or, less eloquently, Bird Shite.

Remus’ own code/nickname is Romulus, but everybody calls him Rome or Roman.

He lives in a city called MayPort (unrelated but the name MayPort is my go-to for all wolfstar fics. I’ll probably give one to sunseeker/other ships too. I think it’s funny) where he rooms in a decent flat with Marlene, who is kinda impaired in some fundamental way because Remus is doing these heists to take care of her even though she doesn’t like what he does.

He knows James from school (they both went to art school; Remus for painting and James for acting) but not Sirius. Sirius went to law school but disregarded everything except for times he could find loopholes. Remus kinda knows Regulus because he saw him in hsi painting class, but they weren’t friends. Remus befriends him later when he and James get closer. Peter he knows because Peter is in the Money Men group (everybody thinks he’s a liability but Remus doesn’t mind him since he’s quiet).

⁠Remus makes a lot of sexual innuendos and crude jokes with the people he’s friends with. He made a few accidentally with precious Money Men groupings, and Bird hated it so he stopped. Barty makes jokes that are similar and when Remus made comments like them, everybody stopped and stared.

⁠ Remus has a coffee obsession and changes his order every time. Remembers people’s coffee orders with intricate detail. Everybody thinks it’s weird.

⁠An Astronomy nerd. Knows a lot about stars and planets and everything in between.

⁠Knows a lot of Latin too but never really uses it.

⁠Learnt about cars at a young age (was taught by the late Lyall Lupin who was a car-man or whatever it’s called). Was obsessed with them and really wants an old-style Corvette brcause that was his pa’s favourite.

Give me Sirius who meets Remus and immediately dislikes him because of how little money he has, and how he wears second hand clothes and has messy hair and always looks sick. Give me Sirius who knows these feels are wrong but simply can’t help them.

Give me Regulus who meets James and feels things for him and immediately detests them, Regulus who becomes needlessly cruel to James whenever he sees him because if James isn’t near him, then surely these feelings would go away.

Give me Sirius when he’s sent to Azkaban and has so many breakdowns because, though he hates his parents and his damned evil family, they were right, in some way. Because Sirius did everything he wasn’t supposed to and look where he is. Maybe if he didn’t like Remus this wouldn’t have happened. Maybe if he had been good, nobody would’ve gotten hurt. Maybe his brother would still be alive.

Remus & Sirius were friends (met in private school but in the later years). They got really close but then had a horrible falling out when Sirius was starting the band. Remus only got invited back in through Lily (who is the keyboardist) at a party when she invited him.

Remus is the bassist, but when the band begins to get more popular, he becomes one of the more popular members due to him being very sexy and mysterious mostly because of his scars.

Sirius is SUPER jealous of Remus when he starts to get more popular because Sirius is the frontman and he should be the one getting popular.

Remus, however, is really cocky yet disgusted when he realises he's getting a lot of fans. On one hand, he doesn't like the attention, but on the other hand, Sirius being so obviously jealous is actually hilarious.

Relatively toxic Wolfstar to be frank. They kind of hate each other.

The Valkyries & Slytherin Skittles are in their own bands, but they're less popular and more underground. Sirius bashes them whenever they're around or being spoken of because "they got the idea from him", is what he says.

Sirius is overall very weird because he hates being rich but is also a complete prick to Remus, who was homeless for a while after Sirius completely dropped him and doesn't have much money. But Sirius wants to pretend to be poor (eg: faking a "lower-class" accent so people can't tell he's from a higher class family) yet is very insensitive to people who actually are impoverished. Remus detests him for this.

Lily is also in the Valkyries band, which is called Aphrodite & the Arrows. She sometimes plays for the Marauders band when Peter, who is the keyboardist normally, gets sick.

The Slytherin Skittles are called the Knockouts of the Snake House. (TIY that they're called Skittles not after the candy but after the game "Skittles" because the goal is to knock down the little like pin things and knocking down the pins is like knocking down lives and anyway they're dead and I think thats funny).

Marauders instruments!! Sirius: Singer + Electric Guitar. Remus: Bassist. James: Drummer. Peter: Keyboardist.

Sirius learnt basically all of the other instruments as well. In case he ever wants to do a weird solo rendition of any of the songs, he can do it pretty well. Trying to learn how to play them all at once (think that super cool Aaron Paulsen guy).

Everybody has at least one break down.

The band was together for seven years but was world-renowned for three.

the marauders are a band, like a fleetwood Mac / the Beatles / the smiths famous level & Sirius and Remus, the frontmen, are at odds (basically a Daisy Jones and the Six AU but my own spin).

Sirius and james accidentally rob the same bank and accidentally have the same goal: get money for Regulus’ transitioning surgery. So they gang together and the hostages like them all Dog Day Afternoon style.

Remus gets stuck in a time loop that repeats after a year; it begins on the day he meets Sirius and the day that Sirius dies. Every time, there’s no saving him. Remus is determined to find a way to save him.

Remus is duing from multiple sclerosis and Sirius is spending his last days with him in their cabin in the woods where Remus said he wanted to stay for the summer and learn piano. Sirius taught him Starman. (Hhehehe angst)

Regulus goes missing and James tries to find out what happened to him. Sad Sunseeker stuff. + Sunflowerseeker

In a sci-fi world where werewolves are hunted and lobotomised so that they lose their humanity. They are thrown into dog fighting rings. Sirius goes into the ring planning to bet on the most brutal fighter. Then he sees Remus. Yeah. He found a killer. And Sirius kind of needs someone to watch his back. Perfect timing.