Wanheda 💀

imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother

this is the content that keeps me on this fucking site

It’s pumpkin season guise.

FEED THE PUMPKINS

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

A++ addition

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

☀️

I have hella heart eyes for you.

The Quokka

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

The mom friend override

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

Side effects being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you don’t watch or care about.