scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

I'm ngl the thought of someone really getting off on pleasuring me is really fucking hot .. like imagine them moaning as they're sucking me off or jerking me off from behind while grinding against me. good lord. especially if they're telling me how big my tdick is whilst doing that. </3

my toxic trait is that i think denial is super hot but i also love orgasms and cannot keep myself accountable

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

Hello just here because I need to say somewhere that last night, after more than ten years of orgasms in my life, I squirted for the first time ever. I honestly did not think my body could do that. And also the person who made me squirt just truly touches me like no one else ever has, it's unbelievable.

I'm unbelievably in love and it is pouring out of me and I cannot believe how lucky I am they are perfect

use me in my sleep use me in my sleep use me in my sleep use me in my sleep use me in my sleep

bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles

90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf

This entire conversation is somehow 90% people infantilizing themselves and 10% actually people talking about the issue of men who never grow out of dating 18/19 year olds. No it is not a big deal when a 25 year old dates a 35 year old please get a grip

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

passenger prince but it's just me getting fucked in the backseat by you and all of our friends on road trips to take your minds off of how long the drive is taking

now we're talking