birds don't have eyebrows

(audio credit to @getaproperjobyoudicks, more unaired Alan Carr here!)

“Would you guys like another couch” “No we are good”

“shine like the whole universe is yours.“

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OUTFITS ON POINT

Drag me down - Behind the scenes

Gemma is wearing this ASOS Lace Up blouse, this lace bra underneath, this Vila Tailored Blazer, these Baby Kick Flare jeans from ASOS, this Antler necklace and this Casio watch.

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Niall at the Australian Open.31/01

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“This little kid put his hand up; I was like ‘come up here mate.’ He was nervous and shy, and I was like ‘come on, you gonna sing a song with me?’ and he goes ‘yeah, I’ll sing one of yours.’ We sang one of my songs together and it was, of course, Zayn. He messaged me a while back saying, ‘I dunno if you remember me from school but thank you for that moment.’ Now look at him - he’s got more followers than me on Twitter.” - Jay Sean, March 2014

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*comes online and reblogs two things* *loses 5 followers*

via yayzirry