the truth of adulthood is its all very surprising you’re here it feels like it must be a joke sometimes just yesterday you were sneaking out of the house and coloring on your jeans but you know it’s not a joke you feel the weight of it. its like every year previous gets compressed into each other and all those memories just happened just last year and you look in the mirror and start seeing your grandmother’s face there in these little ways no one else notices and you realize my god a decade is only so long and we only have 8 of them I’m already here I’m climbing the hill I didn’t realize I’m still afraid of the dark how can I be all of me at once how many more of myself will I meet

Karen just means bitch for people who think they’re too progressive to call a woman a bitch