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“…. this is…. big.”

“Eighty feet long, ten high, in forty panels! It was originally going to be sixty feet, but then the Thomas Malory Arthuriana got big and I had to put more stuff in.” 

“… Malory published in the fifteenth century.” 

“Do you have any idea how long it takes one person to embroider eight thousand square feet of tapestry?” 

“You’ve had a lot of free time in the last eight hundred years, haven’t you?” 

donjon has tons of generators. for calendars. for demographics of a country and city. for names (both fantastical and historical) of people, nations, magics, etc.

this site lets you generate/design a city, allowing you to choose size, if you want a river or coast, walls around it, a temple, a main keep, etc.

this twitter, uncharted atlas, tweets generated maps of fantasy regions every hour.

Met you at a Pokéstop while we both tried to catch the same pokémon AU

You beat my ass at the gym and now I’m looking for you cus I want to beat the crap out of you wait shit you’re really cute AU

I accidentally ran into you while looking for pokémon and it turns out we’re both looking for the same one AU

I almost ran you over because you’re an idiot and don’t watch your surroundings but damn you’re really hot AU

I almost ran you over because I’m an idiot and play pokémon go behind the wheel but damn you’re really hot AU

Somehow you’ve been living under a rock and didn’t know about pokémon go but you saw me playing and now I’m helping you install it AU

1)     Coffee shop AU

i)       Barista and person who has a ridiculous coffee order

ii)      I’m worried about your coffee dependency

iii)     you accidentally poured boiling hot coffee over me so you’re responsible for taking me to A&E

iv)     you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino

2)      Flower shop AU

i)       You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m concerned as to why

ii)      I’m allergic to flowers but I work in a flower shop – you’re a customer who’s very confused as to why I’d do that

iii)     (this is also a good way to incorporate flower meanings eg, buying certain colours/types for person to represent feelings etc.)

3)      Library AU

i)       You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m tracking u the fuck down

ii)      I work in the library and I’m a little concerned for your health bc you never stop studying

iii)     The library’s pretty empty save for you and me and OH that couple making out loudly in the shelves somewhere

4)      Awful first time meeting

i)       I accidentally punched you in the face when I was too overexcited about something

ii)      I thought you were my friend who’s just done something awful to me (read: cut my hair while I slept, dyed all of my clothes pink, etc. etc.) because you look similar from behind so I stormed up to you and shoved you from behind while calling you an asshole

iii)     You get the gist to this one

iv)     Oooh when you told me your name I thought you were joking because it’s fucking awful and I made a joke about it and things got awkward real fucking fast (perfect for a Hannibal au just saying)

5)      Weird places to meet/awkward meetings in general

i)       We live in the same block of flats but haven’t ever talked and Sunday morning we were both doing the walk of shame and had to stand in the lift together

ii)      “okay I know that being in the woods at 2am is a weird thing to be doing but my friend called me and- wait, why are you in the woods at 2am, fuck I’m going to die aren’t I?”

iii)     A personal favourite of mine – first day at a new job and oh fuck my boss is the person I drunkenly hooked up with last weekend/night

iv)     We keep accidentally running into each other I’m not a stalker I swear

v)      You live across from me in our apartments and we smile when we see each other but we don’t really know each other and oh you’re the stripper at my friend’s stag do/hen night fuck this is really uncomfortable

vi)     “My shower’s broken but I’ve got a date tonight could I possibly use your shower please?” “Oh sure (neighbour that I’ve been crushing on for the past six months) of course you can use my shower to get ready for your date (fuck fuck fuck)”

6)      Friends to romance – pining and all that wonderful shit

i)       You’ve got a date tonight and you asked for advice on what to wear but I’m so in love with you and damn you look good in the outfit I picked out for you

ii)      I really like you but you’re my best friend’s ex

iii)     You’ve liked me for ages and were really obvious about it and I didn’t like all the attention but now you’re over me I really miss it and fuck I think I like you too?

iv)     Somewhere along the way of getting into bar fights together, staying up all night with movie marathons, other friendship things, I’ve fallen in love with you but oh my god this could ruin EVERYTHING

v)      Friends with benefits oh wait I like you

7)      FAKE DATING HOLY SHIT I LIVE FOR THIS

i)       It’s my highschool reunion and I need a hot date so I can rub it in the faces of the people who hated me

ii)      My homophobic parents are coming to visit will you pretend to date me as an extra “fuck you”?

iii)     There’s a person who won’t stop bugging me will you pretend to be my partner so that they’ll fuck off?

iv)     I told my sister I have a boyfriend so she’d stop trying to set me up with people but now she’s coming to visit and I’m in too deep I need a fake boyf ASAP

8)      Soulmate aus

i)       The first words your true love(s) will say to you are tattooed on you and why the fuck are their first words something really ridiculous like ‘I’ll pay you a tenner to punch me in the face’ or ‘quick what’s your favourite animal’ or ‘fucking shit hell holy fuck wow oh my god jesus h Christ fuck me’ etc. or even worse a really ridiculous song lyric like  the opening lines of uptown funk or a high school musical song or smthing did you have to serenade me the first time you saw me asshole?

ii)      You get an ‘impression’ of your soulmate when you turn 18 or something but all I got was a strong smell of bananas or an overwhelming feeling that Thatcher was a good prime minister or an image in my mind of a fucking unicorn

iii)     The more ridiculous the better actually

iv)     Something like whenever your soulmate sings a duet you can’t help but join in and my fucking soulmate is in a goddamn band but I can’t sing for shit

v)      Or maybe something like soulmates always sneeze at the same time and I cant be sure but me and this kid in my French class just sneezed at the same time are we soulmates or was it a coincidence (proceed w character trying to make themselves sneeze around said person to see what’s what)

9)      Alternate universes for real

i)       Mermaids

ii)      Siren and asexual pirate who doesn’t understand why all his crew are losing their shit that person has a nice voice sure but what the fuck is happening

iii)     Hogwarts

iv)     We live in a world where the greek gods are real and you went and got yourself cursed and now I have to go on a fucking quest to sort this shit out why do I love you again?

v)      Pacific rim au (either they’re drift compatible or one of them is a ranger and the other stresses constantly bc what if they die yes I have read a fic like this no I didn’t come up with this one but it’s fucking good) (also if you haven’t seen that film go watch it now)

vi)     Literally any movie or book universe you like tbh just go for it

10)   Other aus that I like

i)       I wanted to go on the ferris wheel but there has to be two people to a cart come on random person let’s go oh wait are we stuck at the top? Fuck

ii)      We work in the same office and you have a goddamn squeaky chair and you wONT FUCKING STOP SQUEAKING IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT ANNOYS ME

iii)     Our mutual friend set us up on a blind date and I thought I’d hate it but you’re actually… kind of funny? But because I expected to hate it in no way am I going to let you change my mind just because you’re gorgeous and funny and intelligent oh no my friend is not winning this

iv)     It started to snow and I’m the only one of our friends who would go outside with you – I soon found out why none of the others would go out in the snow with you (this works best if they’re new friends who don’t know each other all that well) when you shoved a handful of snow down my back and declared snow war

v)      It’s nowhere near Christmas it’s literally still November would you calm down about Christmas wait no why are you getting the tree out no stop please stop (if you do this pre-relationship you can have the grouchy one secretly finding the other’s excitement endearing and falling in love with them actually that works for established relationship too)

vi)     Current partner got a new job in America (or other country far away) and we’re getting by on skype calls and emails but it’s not easy and then I met someone new (can be poly or can be finding the OTP person)

vii)   You want us both to get in shape and I hate working out/running but your ass looks really good in shorts oh the things I do for my friends and their nice asses

viii)  Carrying on from 10.vii. you’ve caught me checking you out in what I thought was a subtle way too many times and now you’re calling me out on it what do I do???

ix)     You’re an actor/other famous person that I really admire and I just saw you in the street and as I was debating whether or not to say hi you came up to me and started flirting what do I do??

x)      You were waving at your friend behind me but I got confused and waved back at you and now I’m dying of embarrassment but you think it’s cute

xi)     I sat down in the wrong class and I’m panicking but don’t want to get up and leave because the class has started and you think it’s hilarious and shut up you dumb fuck you don’t know me aahhh

xii)   I’m a waiter at this wedding and you’re a drunk guest who will not stop hitting on me please I’m trying to work no I can’t dance with you omg let me find you some water

xiii)  Our best friends are that awful ‘cute’ couple that make-out in public and call each other “sweetie” and “sugar” and “babe” and god they’re awful let’s talk about how awful they are – develops into “shit we’re the awful couple now”

xiv)  You pissed me off in class so I threw a book at your head and now I’m in detention and jesus fuck I hate you so much and the teacher made me apologise and wait you’re cuter up close and the way you talk is kind of nice actually oh fuck no

Okay I could go on forever but this is over 1,500 words of auing already I have too many ideas christ

Anonymous said to alloftheprompts: Could you do a set of pining or crush prompts?

Your character keeps a list of ideas on how to get their crush to notice them.

During a team-building activity your character has to give their crush a compliment.

Your character gets a chance to stand up for their crush.

Your character talks to their BFF about their crush and someone overhears.

Your character’s friend dares them to talk to their crush.

Someone tells your character that their crush’s newest poem is about them.

Your character’s sibling goes out with your character’s crush.

Your character begs their friend to find out whether their crush is interested.

Your character writes a letter their never intend for their crush to read.

Your character overhears their crush talking about them to someone else.

Your character doesn’t know that the person they talk to online is their crush.

Your character gets a chance to do something nice for their crush.

Your character’s crush is persuaded your character hates them.

Your character and their crush run into each other in an unusual place.

Hey everyone! I hope you’re having a lovely holiday :) I recently decided to start an Art Journal and I came up with some prompts I thought I’d share with you! Most of these are supposed to be pretty loose so you can be as creative as possible! Draw, paint, glue things, make a collage; however you want to answer these prompts is up to you!

goals for the year

the weather outside

your favorite character

draw/paint without lifting your pen/brush from the paper 

how you feel today

how your favorite song makes you feel

2016 bucket list

one thing you’ve always wanted to do 

draw something with your eyes closed

blue color scheme 

fill the page with song lyrics

your favorite memory (or memories) 

something that’s bothering you

inspired by your favorite food

dream house

your happy place

inspired by your favorite artist/band

things that calm you down

cute outfits

nostalgia 

choose one: the sea or the sky?

a place you’d like to travel to 

fill the page with pretty things

your favorite animal

a map of your city

what’s on your mind? 

try painting with watercolors 

your favorite city

favorite musical albums

inspired by your favorite book

summarize your month in pictures

Winter

“Every morning I literally have to drag you out of bed/pull the covers off you myself because you’re too upset to go from warm sleepy bundle to bracing the winter air and you always try and pull be back under for cuddles with you which is SO hard to resist but it’s for your own good I swear, you don’t wanna be late do you” au

“The snow was so severe that we got stuck in totally stationary traffic on the highway and we’ve been sitting in our car freezing our butts off for hours now but at least we have good music and the falling snow is pretty oh my god you’ve fallen asleep on my shoulder hey wake up I need you for entertainment wAIT IS THAT CANDY I SPY IN THE BACKSEAT, FUCK YES” au

“It’s super late and I’m already in bed but you just got in and it’s below freezing outside and I love you enough to let you get under the covers with me and put your cold hands on my stomach underneath my shirt oh gosh your nose is so pink let me kiss it” au

Autumn/Fall

“Every year on October 1st I have this habit of getting a pumpkin spice latte instead of my regular order and I’ve had a crush on you for ever so this year I spontaneously bought one for you as well and turned up to work with it like it was no big deal but internally I’m shitting myself” au

“You have a kid and I’m your new girlfriend/boyfriend/datemate and your child is really into Halloween but as a kid my parents never let me do it so at first I was hesitant to participate but it’s literally melting my heart to watch you dress them up and pick out a pumpkin and sort through candy etc, come here one sec I want to kiss you” au

“We’re in highschool and have been together all summer but you’re a really popular kid and I’m sort of an outcast so we never told anyone about our relationship which initially I was fine with but now it’s the first day of school and you’re totally blanking me and it’s breaking my heart/really pissing me off so I’ve decided to tell everybody I bump into that I’m with you just so I can finally get a reaction out of you” au

Summer

“It’s really hot today and the sun’s shining directly in your eyes and has made them completely change color holy shit I always thought they were brown but actually they’re green and now I’m totally transfixed and can’t stop staring at you omg….. and now you’ve gone all shy and blushy about it oh I’m sorry!” au

“We both have really shitty heat tolerance and have practically stripped down to our underwear and it’s really awkward because everyone else seems fine and is fully clothed but like I literally have to get out of this building right now or I’m gonna melt do you wanna come get ice cream with me or something” au

“We’ve been making out and I’m super aroused but it’s so hot we can’t bring ourselves to actually have sex and tbh it’s kind of hilarious hEY stop touching my leg you’re not making things any better also bodily contact/heat sharing is almost unbearable right now omg this is awful” au

Spring

“You picked a flower (naughty tbh) and gave it to me and when I smelled it I sneezed and now I’m super embarrassed because I barely know you but you’re smiling really sweetly/shyly/exuberantly so I think it’s ok” au

“We were both walking through this park/sitting on the bench underneath this tree when we got caught in a blossom storm and it’s so beautiful I could cry and this is rapidly turning in a strange bonding moment do you maybe want to go get coffee with me” au