meme dump

200 100x100 icons of Oz from Pandora Hearts. Free to use, credit isn’t necessary and feel free to edit.

“ I am finally coming to terms with the fact that I am not cut out to be a productive member of society.”

“You have no idea how much this would mean to me. I hate pants.”

“Try to use their nostalgia and insecurity over their broken dreams to get them on your side.”

“I wanted to tell you again that I am completely serious, just in case you didn’t believe me.”

“I was a little offended that he had so grossly underestimated my ability to accurately assess pain.”

“My body doesn’t seem to understand that the antibiotics are on its side.”

“Okay then, if you don’t want to fail, I would suggest not dying.  Nobody wins if you die." 

“If you are one of those people who is diametrically opposed to change, I am sincerely sorry.”

“I am now somewhat competent to oblige your wishes.”

“Raw stupidity coupled with an unrelenting devotion to my olympic pipe-dream got me out the door.”

“If only I had known what a fickle stroke of luck this was.”

“Only after my hydration status had returned to normal could I see the error of my judgement.”

“When someone who looks like a character from a horror flick asks you to do something, you don’t ask questions.”

“Well, if you ever wondered, calling Poison Control is not nearly as fun as you’d think it would be.”   

"No _____, I don’t think you are going to die.  You might throw up, though." 

“At 6:00 AM, this kind of behavior is alarming and unnecessary.”

“Are you high? Why would I want you to do that?”

“Let’s just say that if my account balance was a pile of rocks, I would not have a very big pile of rocks.”

“ My moral standards get a little hazy when I am facing this kind of deprivation.”

“I didn’t even mind that I was sitting on a week’s worth of Burger King wrappers.”

“This was completely unnecessary and awkward, but I admired your chivalry.”

“Because of your bravery and quick, instinctive action, I hereby grant you 400 full repetitions of the chorus to "Yellow Submarine” free from my judgement.”

“I am not saying this to be mean, but you seriously sound like a cross between a fog horn and a chainsaw.”

“You smelled like beer-sweat and failure.”

“Why is it that I always rely on old-timer expressions to avoid awkward moments?”

“I used the spatula to scrape off the worst of the mess. It didn’t really work. I just destroyed the spatula too.”

“If I tilted my head just right, I couldn’t even tell that it was irreparably damaged.”

“Sadly, all the ingenuity in the world cannot make up for a total lack of foresight.”

“It was a quadruple-dog dare.  I didn’t want to look like a coward.”

“My best efforts at attractiveness only succeeded at making me look vaguely like something you’d see in Cirque de Soleil.”

“I feel thoroughly confident that I have already experienced the rock-bottom of my life.”

“ The ridiculousness of it all is overwhelming.”

“We’ve done some shit to bees, y’all”

“Here’s a good rule of thumb; magicians are always evil”

“Technically not murder, definitely still bad”

“Humans are trash”

“Everybody knows that poetry and theatre are meant to be seen, and not read”

“I couldn’t give a shit about death”

“This entire suit is way too tight, I feel like a Christmas Ham”

“Hey uh, ____, What The Fuck?”

“Ugh god I gotta have another baby”

“I just saved your ass with Monopoly”

"sonic either is god or could kill god and I do not care if there is a difference!”

“God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished”

“Humans are real squishy, when you think about it”

“Eh, what, uh, sure, w-okay, that’s fine”

“He’ll volunteer to wash off graffiti ,and no one likes a nark”

“Just let me game, mom”

“If you’re not attracted to this, you’re wrong”

“And if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do my dark bidding on these spreadsheets”

“Just kidding; it was boring as hell”

“Mario is a war criminal”

“But do I regret reading the Geneva Conventions?”

Send me a number 1-41 or “alignment” for a randomly generated chart, and I will tell you where our muses land on said chart.

“It was just a dream”

“Wake up!”

“You were talking in your sleep.”

“I was talking in my sleep?”

“I was having the most wonderful dream”

“I had the most awful nightmare”

“I had the weirdest dream”

“It’s not real”

“You’re ok, it’s ok”

“Did you dream about me?”

“What did you dream about?”

“They say eating before bed can give you weird dreams”

“Thank you for waking me up”

“You were screaming in your sleep”

“I had a dream about you”

“I had a nightmare about you”

“It seemed like you were having a nightmare”

“It seemed like you were having a good dream”

“I’ve had a dream like that before”

“I’ve never had a dream like that before”

“____ told me you had a nightmare”

“_____ told me you had a dream about me”

“I had a dream about ____”

“I should start keeping a dream journal”

“You should start keeping a dream journal”

“I can help you interpret your dream”

“Maybe you should look it up”

“Maybe you should see a professional”

“I’ve had the same dream three times this week”

“You’ve had the same dream three times this week”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you”

“I tried to wake you”

“Why didn’t you wake me up?”

“Dreams don’t mean anything”

“Dreams mean everything”

❌ - a bad ending

⭕️ - a good ending

💯 - the true ending

Send a symbol and I’ll provide a battle theme for;

⚔️- our muses, fighting each other

⛓- our muses, fighting together

🗡 - your muse battle theme

Alternatively send ‘virtue’ and I’ll select one at random

🌸- Prudence

💐- Justice

🌼- Temperance

🌹- Courage

🌻- Faith

🥀- Hope

Alternatively send ‘sin’ and I’ll randomly choose one.

❤️ - wrath

💛 - greed

🧡 -gluttony

💚 -envy

💙- sloth

💜 - pride

Feel free to add punctuation/change pronouns

“Stop it”

“Go away”

“Come here”

“Take it”

“Thank you”

“You’re welcome”

“You left”

“I’m here”

“Don’t move”

“Look out”

“Shut up”

“Speak up”

“Calm down”

“Why not”

“Do it”

“Make me”

“You’re great”

“You’re awful”

“You’re right”

“You’re wrong”

“They won’t”

“They will”

“Come closer”

“Be brave”

“Kiss me”

“Hit me”

“Pinch me”

“You do”

“I do”

“They do”

“No way”

“I can’t”

“You can’t”

“Missed me”

“No more”

“I’m mad”

“We’re screwed”

“I’m happy”

“High five”

“Little more”

“Little less”

“Just right”

“Just wright”

“Good morning”

“Good night”

“Kill it”

“Save them”

“Help me”

“I’m done”

“Sorry, no”

“Sorry, yes”

“I’m sorry”