Feather

Hermits: Yep. We're good.

Xisuma: Is everyone recording yet?

Hermits: Yeah!

Xisuma: Okay. Are we gonna start?

. . .

Tango:

(Reading chat) "Did you have fun doing MCC?" (Five, loud seconds of silence later) The- the charity event was great. Charity event was great. Charity event was super great. (After some silence again, laughs) Um, I will... I will, I will, never, ever ever ever, ever, do an MCC again. We'll just- we'll just say that. I did this one 'cause like, the peer pressure was, uh, was pretty overwhelming 'cause I would've been the only hermit to not do it. Uhh, so, y'know what? Next year I'm okay not doing it. (Laughs) I just– I really really hate it. I really really hate it. It was not a proud moment of mine, and- and I don't mean in terms of performance. We all know what my performance was gonna be. It's just– The whole event, I don't- I don't know. I don't, I don't like the idea of performing competitively on games I don't know or understand, and then just, feeling like an idiot. The whole stream is me feeling like an idiot. So. Not my thing. But that's all we need to say about it.

Tango: (answering the previous topic) They're fine. Mrs T: [Puts bunny ear headband on Tango's head] No, we missed yesterday. Tango: What's happening? Oh, easter. Wonderful. Mrs T: You missed being the bun bun. Tango: Of course I have easter bunny ears. Mrs T: Why wouldn't you? [Tango sighs.] Hi Etho! Etho: Hi Mrs Tangoo :D Tango: (relaying because Mrs T can't hear in-game voices) He says hi. Etho: Tango looks good with the bunny ears. Tango: Uh-huh. Yup. This is- this is my life. (Reading chat, returning to the previous topic) Zombie horsemen? Yeah I'm gonna have- I think I'm gonna have– [Etho starts laughing.] Yeah, I know, right? This is pinnacle- pinnacle of adulthood, right here. Etho: (Talking over Tango) They suit you so well. Tango: Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah. [Both of them laugh.] Tango: [sighs] Too funny.

I've only watched orange team live (wanted to watch lime too but I only have one screen that is called my phone lol) and currently watching Hypno's vod right now. So I might be a lil biased. But still.

Oh what wouldn't I give for a Hypno and xB team up in another mcc...

They'd actually do good together with a lil practice and some experience. Because their individual placements are wonderful (13th for xB and 16th for Hypno) for knowing nothing about the event. And Hypno got a win! A newbie win, people!! Also xB has really good aim, if he had actually gotten to the finale.

Not sure if these two will ever play mcc again though, since neither of them are big into competitive stuff.

(Tango explaining Cleo how some of the more intricate mechanics work)

Doc: Yep. I'm gonna stay here and just trash talk. That's way too complicated.

Cleo: Doc, why change the habit of a lifetime?

Doc: Yes, exactly.

[...]

Cleo: What does Doc (the in-game stand) want?

Pearl: Glistening melon?!

Etho: Oh, of course Doc is difficult! Of course he is.

Tango: Yeah, there you go!

Pearl: It's alright, we got it.

Doc: Feed me the good stuff, what do you mean, y'know.

Pearl: Cleo (in-game) wants a glistening melon as well. Cleo!

Cleo: I want a glistening melon as well, yep, that sounds about right.

Doc: That's right. Cleo and I, we know what's good.

Etho: Difficult, difficult people...

Cleo: I'm not difficult, I just don't wanna be outdone by Doc. That's- that's the thing.

Etho, in chat: I can't prove it, but decked out will have way more bugs if you don't put corners on

(Skizz starts laughing.)

Tango: It just means Etho's gonna go out of his way to find those bugs.

Source + text version under the cut.

(45 seconds later, offering an explanation) xBCrafted whispers to you: Armorposer out of date :)

Tango: You're out of date. What? I'm not trying to use the armorposer

<xBCrafted> wow.

Tango: (40 second later, reading chat) He's explaining the crash? Oh, okay. Got it, xB. I need to update my armor stand thing. So you're saying I'm probably gonna crash if I just– (shift clicks the armor stand, game crashes) Yeah, okay, cool. (Laughs) Got it.

(40 seconds later) From chat: Jeez, fedXB can't update your mods for you

Tango: Yeah, I know right? What kind of service is FedxB, you aren't gonna fly over and update my mods for me?

(10 seconds later) <xBCrafted> After that comment?! Not a chance!

Tango: (Laughs) I love you xB! You're the best! And stuff. You're great. And everything's great.

[...]

Tango: I need to go get five more nametags.

Tango: (laughs) And I know a service that will not be bringing them to me after I just, gave him the business.

— Scar came to ask for toe pics

— Pearl is the only one who actually listens to the stream

— Impulse likes it when Tango just makes up words

— Pearl thinks Tango's mic is poop

— Impulse agrees it's so bad that he almost cursed lmao

— Scar joined them just to laugh at Tango

— Etho came. Laughed. Refused to elaborate. Left.

— Keralis came to laugh too

— They all shudder everytime Tango talks

— Cub. Uh. Agrees. Very much.

— 1999 is calling their lost time traveller back. At least that's what Cub says.

Edit: They jumpscared Joel with it. I'm dying. Oh gosh. What a beautiful use of this mess.

Even Mrs T joined in.

Edit 2: IT'S CONTAGIOUS PEARL'S MIC ALSO GOT BAD

Edit 3: 1h 45m in. It's fixed.

Lord, that was so fun to watch XD

Etho: Tango, I think you have to leave the mountain every once in a while.

Tango: Of course I'll leave the mountain.

Gem: I don't believe that. I remember season 9.

Skizz: Yeah-

Etho: I remember season 9, I didn't see you the whole season. It's like you didn't exist.

Skizz: See I was gonna say—Etho said that for a reason, bro.

(They laugh)

Skizz: Which means, this is perfect everybody. When he's really hold up—We're not allowed in. And if he's not leaving, we're gonna threaten that line. And like, you know what I mean? We're gonna come in, y'know, or something.

Gem: Gonna be at the door with a horn.

Skizz: Yes. Like, come out and play!

Tango: It's like a picket line out front. (In a higher voice) "We demand your Tangos!"

Etho: I tried that so many times in season 9 and Tango would not leave.

Tango: He came– Yeah. I would be down there in the noodles and he would come in and he'd be like, "Come on, you're coming." I'm like, "Nope. Got work to do."

But then, people be like 'Oh he's so nice.' I don't want people thinking I'm nice. I'm not nice. Like what is- what is that? Being nice. I'm not- that's not me, y'know?"

—xBCrafted, Hermitcraft 11 | Stream 5, 2:15

Well, he sure as hell is eating those words now.