Don't tell my superiors I'm here

I don't know where I am now.

I think everyone is here! Forgive me if I missed someone!! If I did... Probably you're not handsome enough (?) or you are!

TIER 1: NOLAN CHANCE TIER

Nolan Chance: The one and only! Ladies, please, contain your orga$ms, I'm here and I have something for everyone!! OH BOY! OH YEAH BABY I'M COMING (To change your life, lady!)

TIER 2: DILFS (if i were a girl)

White haired guy: Just because reminds me of me in my tactical suit. Otherwise he'd be after BL.

Montague: God he's HOT. I want him to speak french to me while he stuffs me little ol' pockets with diamonds!

King Midas/Midas: A tie. A respectful tie. You guys are good looking, I admire you King Midas, Regular Midas (but not as regular as us human beings)

Dirty Jones: Stinky, I wish i had your stubble... between my le—

Lorenzo: Very handsome young boy! Man, you and I are someone's twink dream team

TIER 3: Handsome guys please dont break my bones

Doctor: I think I'd like to hug him, I think he could fix me

Persephone: Persephone (love your eyes)

Drift: Man, give me your arms routine! You're ripped!

Captain Jones: DAMN BOY LOOK AT THAT ASS

Wrecker: Move your butt and wreck this d—

Ezio: Man, show your face a bit more! Love your beard

Rust: He's gonna hit me if i put him lower

Raz: My man needs therapy but keep doing what you're doing with that hair!

Raptor: Just he right amount of face shown!

Lord Hades: Lord Hades I love you and I adore you and I respect you but... you scare me a LOT

Chuggus: Healty! I'm not into you, but I'd like you to be into ME (as shield potion of course)

BL: Yeah boy I sure love BL!

TIER 4: Ehhhh confusing

Oscar: Scary cat, fancy pet. I wish I could take him pictures with outfits to upload it to my social network accounts

Motorcycle guy: Scary guy

Cerberus: Scary underworld dog

????: What is that thing?

Pink Guy: Your balloon face creeps me out a bit but keep spreading love! This island is missing SO MUCH LOVE!

Banana beard man: ?????? But I think Banana beard man is a Banana beard They. if so, sorry for that, they fellow!

Wasteland Dummy: I liked you better when you were regular dummy

Pea bois: The third one looks like he wants to kiss me. Sorry boys, you need two more bodies to qualify as hot. Keep up the good work with cars tho!

TIER 5: I wanna puke

Bucket man: Old man, ew

Robot: Cold, I don'tlike cold

Fire skull: Way too hot to handle

Skull Trooper: Fucj that guy, score a goal and we'll see if you get higher

Paxton Price: FOR REAL FUCJ THAT GUY

Mega London: Your 7 foot long thing is not enough to make you equal a fraction of my rizz

-R.A

IN-CHARACTER QUESTIONS FOR FORTNITE MUSES

This is an ask game intended for Fortnite muses, with questions being tailored to fit that universe. Send a number or series of numbers, and my skin will answer!

Have you ever been in the loop? What was it like?

Do you have a favorite loadout or weapon/gun? Why do you prefer it?

Favorite mods for weapons/vehicles?

Do you have any powers or abilities that help you defend yourself? What are they? Are they more of a blessing or a curse?

Have you ever witnessed any "live events"? Did you enjoy them?

Are you native to Reality Zero, or were you brought here from somewhere else?

Do you have any memories of your home reality, and would you ever want to go back?

Do you have any snapshots that you know of? Do you get along with them?

How do you feel about the various supernatural and anthropomorphic creatures on the island? Have you gotten used to them?

Are you a part of any factions or syndicates? (Ex: The Society, The Underground, The Agency, The I.O, etc)

What faction do you fear the most, and why?

What's your favorite location/landmark, past or present?

How do you handle the island's constant changes? Are you generally able to cope with it?

What's been the biggest threat you've faced on the island so far?

What's your favorite vehicle to use? Do you prefer other methods to travel instead?

Have any events or changes to the island impacted your life significantly?

What iterations of the island have you lived on? Which one did you enjoy living on the most?

Do you enjoy the chaos of the island, or do you wish things were more peaceful?

What is your fondest memory from your time in Reality Zero?

What's your favorite holiday to celebrate on the island?

If you were forced to fight in the loop on a team with three other people, who would you choose to take with you and why?

What's your main way of earning gold bars/vbucks?

Favorite island-specific consumable? (Ex: Slurp Juice, Zero Point Pretzel, Chug Splash, etc)

Slurp juice or slap juice?

Durr Burger or Pizza Pit?

ミ☆ Dividers from cold--carnage