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This is the one I was thinking of. It's a bit hard to find as not sure who originally wrote it and the account that shared it has gone too. But it was called Ben's Dad on this link

It's really coming down outside, ain't it? It's so much more peaceful in here with you. I want nothing more than to cozy up, laying blissfully on your chest, drifting off to the rhythm of your heartbeat, fully submitting to your calming presence. As my eyes begin to grow heavy, I let out a little fart. I've been gassy all morning but you never seemed to mind. A wave of gas begins to emerge from my rear. We're soon to be enveloped in a cloud that reeks of me. It's a stench you know all too well. I point my end to the ceiling and let my farts fly. You run your fingers through my hair while basking in the aroma of your gassy boyfriend. I hear you inhaling harder and decide it'd be easier if you got it straight from the source. I turn over and plant my ass on your abdomen and start blasting directly onto you. You tell me how much you love the vibrations. Your squirms with pleasure excite me. How wonderful it is to make you so happy with nothing but my farting ass. I back myself up even further and start marking you as my own. Your eyes roll back in ecstasy as you feel the hot puffs blow over your face. The air of the room grows heavy with my scent. There's no escaping this hotbox of my own making. You tell me my gas is like the rain in that it never seems to end. I smirk and release another hefty fart.

Aemond slammed his fist on the table with pure anger, while placing his other hand around his neck, as if he was seeking fresh air. His eyes were clearly red, irritated by the strong smell. On the other hand, Jacaerys seemed oblivious to his surroundings, at most waving his hands slightly in front of his nose, but clearly immune to his own stench.

''I really don't understand what the problem is. It's just food that became air. You can see it as just a gas that has some... peculiar smell? I know it's not that pleasant, but it's mine. I'm proud of it. It's my stench. If I were you, cousin, I would try to like it, you're going to be smelling that a lot next week after you lose the bet...''

RRBPRPBPRPBPRB!

He finished the sentence with a short fart. A genuine smile of pride and happiness spread across Jace's face, completely satisfied with himself because of the gas he had just produced. Jacaerys now placed both feet on the table, leaning back in his chair in a careless and nonchalant manner, as if he were bored and all that stink surrounding them meant nothing to him.

''The problem? The problem is these deleterious farts of yours are... (cough)... Hm, they are really... (cough) (cough)... Oh, by the Gods, I think... (cough)... I think it is my head! I can't breath anything else... (cough) (cough)...''

''Seriously, Aemond? Can't you even speak? If you are going to behave like that, it'll be way too easy for me to defeat you. I still have plenty of gas left. I fart as easily as I hold my sword. Well, at least you'll never underestimate me again after this. Here, have some more farts...''

BRPBPRBPRPB-RBPRPBPRPB-PPPPPBRPBPR!

PPPPPPPPPPPPTNP-BPTPBRPBRP-PPPPP!

TBPTBPTPBTBPTPTPB-BPBRPBPRBPTPBP-PBRPRPBRPB!

... then you have to make yourself cum. If you're at work you shouldn't be on here in the first place, go to the bathroom and cum. If you're in a class/lecture, you should be focusing, go somewhere quiet and cum. If you're with friends or family, excuse yourself and go cum. Be the desperate and needy little porn addict and cum cum CUM.