Vicar of Cinema

“The world is yours…”  Scarface (1983) dir. Brian De Palma

Jeanne Crain in Leave Her to Heaven (1945)

31 Days of Halloween - What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement

What We Do In The Shadows cast

Sleeping Beauty (1959)

The Craft (1996) dir. by Andrew Fleming // Ginger Snaps (2000) dir. by John Fawcett // Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. by Karyn Kusama

“Alright, alright. Think of it like this: jump ahead, ten, twenty years, okay, and you’re married. Only your marriage doesn’t have that same energy that it used to have, you know. You start to blame your husband. You start to think about all those guys you’ve met in your life, and what might have happened if you’d picked up with one of them, right? Well, I’m one of those guys. That’s me, you know, so think of this as time travel, from then, to now, to find out what you’re missing out on. See, what this really could be is a gigantic favor to both you and your future husband, to find out that you’re not missing out on anything. I’m just as big a loser as he is, totally unmotivated, totally boring, and you made the right choice, and you’re really happy.”

Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie, and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay? Home Alone (1990) Dir. Chris Columbus

Scooby-Doo! and the Witch’s Ghost (1999) Dir. Jim Stenstrum

Juno (2007) writ. Diablo Cody

All right gang, diet day 4. How’s everyone holding up?

Rocky (1976) dir. John G. Avildsen

FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF (1986) dir. John Hughes

Mean Girls (2004), dir. Mark Waters

“The strongest human emotion is fear. It’s the essence of any good thriller that, for a little while, you believe in the boogeyman.” – John Carpenter

The Lost Boys Directed by Joel Schumacher (1987)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)