I Won't Hesitate, Bitch

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form

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People don’t even say w00t anymore.

odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice