hot shame

1 Sip

Every time someone says ‘Hornbag’

Every time Kim opens the fridge.

Each word Trude and Prue rhyme

Every time Kath smokes with a washing glove on.

Each time Kath and Kel are interrupted before kissing.

When Kath or Kim’s underwear is visible.

Whenever something is ‘Nice, Different, Normal or Unusual’

Whenever someone mentions the ‘tut’

2 Sips

Every time Sharon slaps Kim

Every time Sharon eats the last of Kim’s food.

If anyone tells Sharon to Shut Up

When Sharon starts sobbing un-controllably

Whenever someone mentions Kim’s 1st best friend, Tina

3 Sips

Whenever Mandy peers over the fence.

Every time Kath Speed Reads

Whenever Sharon mentions her previous injuries.

Every time the newspaper is thrown terribly into the front garden

Shot

Every time it is pronounced ‘Kardonnay’

When Sharon ‘cracks open’ the ‘Tia Maria’  or a ‘Bottle of Baileys’

When Kath says ‘Look at moiii please, I’ve got one word to say to you’

Scull

Whenever there is an on screen pash.