Yeehaw

*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.

rb to knead your mutual with your paws

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divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

He Would Express Those Sentiments, But Not In That Vocabulary

He Does Not Fucking Talk Like That

This is about characters using 21st-century social justice lingo in the 1500s, but it is also about people making Aragorn say "kinda-sorta".

the fear of sharing your work not because you're worried people will hate it or mock it or think it's terrible...but instead that it will elicit nothing from them. that it will be unremarkable. that it won't matter to anyone but you

you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct